Hi it's a me....NIEKRA!
Hi Guys I sorry that it took so long to write in this journal! I still have no idea what I want to write in it....
I got some funny wierd stories from work! and
I looked up for some funny jokes that you guys can enjoy! and don't FORGET ABOUT THE FUNNY PICTURES : )
STORIES AT WORK
Well I work at the APPC (American Polish Cultural Center) and it's a good job to get yelled at and make 50$ biweekly.
So I went to the MAN'S bathroom and there was like this Old Lady in the bathroom.... I am gonna go as far as that
But I did recomend her to use this Bathroom in Kentucky! hehe!
and I showed her this too!
She just looked at me and Left (I think she had like a Hearing Problem or something lol)
Next FUNNY thing i thought was pretty funny was...
Well it was a while ago but it's hilarious
There was this kid he is the kind of person you look at him and you can't stop laughing!!!
He was with his Grandpa and he supposedly spilled his Granpa's coffee and I walked by and I am like WHOA!
and the Grandpa was like this idiot grandson spilled my coffee. and the kid is like It wasn't me Grandpa it was you!
Here let me see if i can find a picture of how this kid kind of looks like lmao!
Well he is more about my age. So i give them some napkins and as soon
as the Kid sees me he's like Grandpa it was your fault i didn't know you
put the cup there and the Grandpa was like Laughing and hit him. So Everytime I came next to them
They started argueing about it again, but as soon as i leave they are quiet how wierd is that???? That's messed up!
NOW ITS JOKE TIME HEHE!
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. (Jerry Seinfeld)
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
Person 1: Do your legs hurt?
Person 2: Ohhhh yes...why?
Person 1: Because you have been running through my mind 24-7
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.
Can I have Directions?
To your heart!
One day a doctor calls an elderly man and tells him he has some good news and some bad news about his condition.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The old man says,"That's the good news?! Then what's the bad news?"
The doctor calmly replies,"I was supposed to tell you yesterday."
Actual Notes Given to Teachers
-My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
-Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
-Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
-Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
-Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
-John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
-Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
-Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
-Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
-Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
-I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
-Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
-My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
-Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
-Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
-Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
NOW A FUNNY PICTURE HAHHAH!
Well I hope you had as much fun as me! Have a Good Laugh and Enjoy YOUR SPRING BREAK!
Till Next time!
;-)