THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND
Title: The Perfect BoyfriendAuthor: haengbon
Length: A collection of One-Shots/Chaptered
Overall Rating: G
Genre: Romance, Fluff
Summary: There are moments when Kim Jaejoong is sure that Jung Yunho is indeed, the Perfect Boyfriend. (A collection of cute and ‘fluffy’ One-shots)
04 When he starts cursing at you
“YOU INSENSITIVE IDIOT!”
“Jae I…”
“DO YOU NOT THINK BEFORE YOU F*** ACT?! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LEADER FOR PITY’S SAKE?!”
“I am but…”
“AND THEN YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT HUH? YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLE YUNHO!”
“…”
“SOMETIMES, ITS AS IF NOTHING CAN GET THROUGH THAT SKULL OF YOURS! THINK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE GODAMMIT!!”
“I really did but…”
“WHAT IF SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENED?!? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO US THEN, HUH? DIDN’T YOU EVEN CONSIDER US, YOUR MEMBERS?!”
“Joongie….”
“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW WORRIED OUR FANS MIGHT’VE BEEN! ARGH! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE ENOUGH WORDS FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY SEE HOW STUPID THAT WAS!”
“…”
“DIDN’T YOU EVEN THINK OF SHOWING US BEFORE YOU DID THAT? JUNG YUNHO, YOU’RE JUST TOO NAÏVE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! SH*T, DON’T BE SO EASILY FOOLED! AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN GONNA PRESS CHARGES? I KNOW YOU’RE KIND AND ALL BUT YUNHO, THINK OF YOURSELF FOR ONCE DARN IT! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW WORRIED CHANGMINNIE WAS WHEN HE SAW YOU IN HERE! AND HOW YOOCHUN COULDN’T STOP PACING! JUNSU COULDN’T SPEAK FOR OVER AN HOUR YOU BABO! I-“
The lead singer finally stopped talking when a pair of arms suddenly hugged him.
“Kim Jaejoong, I love you too.”
(Say I LOVE YOU)
“Finally.” Yoochun chuckled as he prepared to open the hospital room door. They had been waiting outside for over an hour, listening to the shouts coming from their lead singer. Seeing that all the shouting had stopped, all three agreed-their Yunho hyung finally got Jaejoong’s message.
While the group was filming a variety show on October 14, 2006, U-Know was rushed to the hospital after drinking a beverage, which was laced with super glue, that had been given to him by an anti-fan. His manager quickly instructed him to vomit right afterward. The anti-fan turned heselfr in the next day. The female suspect, whose surname is Ko, was apprehended on October 16, was a member of an anti-TVXQ website for over two years.
U-Know, who has a younger sister the same age as the culprit, contacted the police and requested that they not press charges against Ko in spite of the potentially severe consequences of what she did.
NEXT: 05 When he's quiet