Had the World's Weirdest Dream last night.
sunnyteeth and I were at the church downtown where I went to preschool. We went downstairs and there were all these lines for a waterslide/roller coaster type ride. The lines were only twelve or so people long, and you had to stand in these big grooves in the floor in groups as you waited. We picked a groove (third from the right, I think) and stood around for a while. People came and stood in our groove with us, and before I knew it I wasn't standing by Cassie anymore. I was in between Jon Bon Jovi and his brother, who looked a lot like him and somehow I knew he was also a musician.
I thought Cassie might be worried because we got separated, so I looked to the back of the line, but she was standing next to my mom, so she gave me a thumbs-up to say she'd be okay (or maybe just to say wow, you get to ride the roller coaster water slide with Bon Jovi, awesome). There was a guy at the front of the line who was really annoying, and he had a little spiny thing, I don't know if it was a fruit or an animal because it looked like a cross between one of those spiny-looking orange fruits and a porcupine, and it kept making these chirping noises? Anyway, the guy was being annoying (or maybe his porcupine fruit was what was so annoying) and Jon Bon Jovi told him he had to go stand in a different groove.
I don't remember what happened right after that, but later in the dream I was at a wedding. It was in a big, darkish room, and everyone was sitting in wooden folding chairs. I didn't want to be there, and I think I was looking around on the floor for something and trying to convince my friends to let me leave. When the wedding was almost over I realized that it was Stephen Neely's wedding and that I didn't mind being there after all. Kiley and Kim and Chris were there and somehow they knew him.
After the service I went to a small, tall table that held the wedding photo - which looked like it had been done on a cheap printer and been splattered with water - and when I went to put my hand on the table it started collapsing because it was really flimsy. I couldn't get the table to stay up, and everyone was staring.
But I decided that my present would make up for the embarrassment and making a scene at the reception. I got Janet Jackson to do a Cirque du Soleil-type show at the wedding reception - it had all these cool special effects and dancers and laser lights and things, and Janet Jackson was painted blue with silvery glitter things. I think I may have actually been Janet Jackson for a little while. It was actually a really awesome show, though I can't remember if she/I ever sang anything or if it was just special effects.
So.
Apparently, that's what happens when you take a vitamin, an antacid and a Naproxen right before bed.