Series: The Ghost Unit
Title: Infestation ~ Omake (#30 a)
Setting: IDW Transformers, inspired by the "What's Wrong with a Little Destruction" 'verse by
ajremix.
Note: Since some expressed interest... XD
Summary: And sometimes, Shortfall just can't win. XD
Infestation ~ Omake
#Wait, so... the poor goo just got vaporized then you blew up the bug thing?#
#...yes, Longshot.#
#It was gnawin' on me. Why do you care about the damn goo?#
#Actually, it occurs to me that it was most unfortunate it was killed in the blast.#
#You killed the poor goo...#
#Yeah, yeah, Longshot. The goo got smushed. Fallout, why was it bad it got smushed? I'm not finding any bad here.#
#T_T#
#Because from what Deadline could figure out, the thing was actually in a symbiotic relationship with the creature that attacked me.#
#...oh. I ain't gonna like this, am I?#
#T_T!!!#
#Shut up, Longshot.#
#Here, wait. Let me get Deadline in the link. He can explain.#
#And you're bothering me again why, exactly?#
#Fallout says it's too bad the goo died. Why is Fallout sayin' that?#
#Poor little goo.#
#Shut UP, Longshot#
#Oh, that? Well, clearly it was in some sort of symbiotic relationship with the creature you destroyed. It really wasn't that hard to extrapolate why.#
#...make the universe clear to me, doc. Why?#
#Simple. If we'd managed to keep it alive, it would have been most useful in cleaning you up from the bug remnants. Merely submerge you in the creature once more for a set period of time, and there you go. I must say, the captures Fallout gave me made it easy to identify what it was trying to do when it first captured you, after all.#
#It was trying t- KLJSDKJFLSJFKDJSL I SAID NO CAPTURES!#
#They're technically not captures, just thermo-graphical scans.#
#They were very detailed scans too. See?#
#Poor wee defens- ...BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!#
#I HATE YOU ALL!#