The first time she met Aizen, Yachiru tried to kill him.
The old man stopped her (while Kenpachi stared, with his stupid eyes blinking in his stupid fat head) and offered her a candy (it would have to do, she supposed) and then gravely handed her back to his 11th division's new captain.
It was really hard for the old man to justify saying no to Kenpachi when he grinned, showing all his teeth in that "you ain't got a leg to stand on and I didn't even chop it off" way and told 'em all that she was his fukutaichou, while the others pried a smiling (liar liar, pants on fire!) Aizen out of the far wall of the captain's meeting hall.
"Feisty little thing, isn't she?" he'd commented, sweetly, dusting himself off.
Yachiru giggled at him nicely and then made a point of trying to kill him at least once a week, after that.
The others all thought it was funny and a game. Kenpachi knew better. When he bothered to ask her why she was doing that, once, she just shrugged and answered, "Reflex."
At which point he rolled his eyes and told her to get better reflexes, since the bastard was still up and walking about.
In retaliation, Yachiru pelted him with apple seeds for weeks.
The old man stopped her (while Kenpachi stared, with his stupid eyes blinking in his stupid fat head) and offered her a candy (it would have to do, she supposed) and then gravely handed her back to his 11th division's new captain.
It was really hard for the old man to justify saying no to Kenpachi when he grinned, showing all his teeth in that "you ain't got a leg to stand on and I didn't even chop it off" way and told 'em all that she was his fukutaichou, while the others pried a smiling (liar liar, pants on fire!) Aizen out of the far wall of the captain's meeting hall.
"Feisty little thing, isn't she?" he'd commented, sweetly, dusting himself off.
Yachiru giggled at him nicely and then made a point of trying to kill him at least once a week, after that.
The others all thought it was funny and a game. Kenpachi knew better. When he bothered to ask her why she was doing that, once, she just shrugged and answered, "Reflex."
At which point he rolled his eyes and told her to get better reflexes, since the bastard was still up and walking about.
In retaliation, Yachiru pelted him with apple seeds for weeks.
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