Bleach // One liner Meme

[haearnmouse]

Since I seem to be utterly unable to, oh, sleep...

As several have already done, I'm taking requests for the one liner Bleach meme. :)

Just give me two (or more) characters and a cue to work from. I can't promise I'll be able to write all pairings as requested, but I certain will write... something. Heh heh heh

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[meallanmouse]

There is a cat digging her claws in the man's lap, while he laughs a bit too high and fusses over the ribbons on the box. The one with the mustache lurks nearby with a smug grin while the boy yanks at the girl's ponytails, though not as hard as others might think.

"Dammit, Ururu. You beat me to it again this year!"

Urahara grins down as his present and fusses with the ribbons some more, knowing only too well how much time the girl spent on just wrapping it up properly. Every single aspect of the gift is to be treasured, from the ribbons to the papers to whatever might happen to be inside, once all is said and done.

Ururu smiles and ignores Jinta as she watches Urahara.

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Hitsuyaga wishes he could just slide down under the table and stay out of sight, preferably forever. Matsumoto is ready for that though, and the moment the diminutive captain starts his slide for freedom, she grabs his arm and hauls him on the stage with her.

In five seconds flat, Hitsuyaga's earned himself countless fans amongst the school's female (and some male) population, while Matsumoto snickers in a corner, utterly pleased with herself.

"God damn. Where did he learn to sing like that?" Renji gapes while Yumichika claps and cheers the silver haired boy on. Ikkaku settles for stealing both their drinks while they're not looking.

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She hated chocolate. It was the one thing Byakuya made a point of remembering, above all her other dislikes, because chocolate was so very traditional that she was sometimes forced to eat some despite being unable to stand the stuff. Whenever it was that time of the year, he stayed by her side the entire day, and scowled and glared icily, sometimes even letting some of his reiatsu surge through to make his point clear, and no one ever dared to approach her to hand her gifts of the sort. Hisana would smile a bit and sigh, and pat his arm.

Everyone else assumed Byakuya was being an ass, and wondered why Hisana ever put up with him in the first place.