Bleach // One liner Meme

[haearnmouse]

Since I seem to be utterly unable to, oh, sleep...

As several have already done, I'm taking requests for the one liner Bleach meme. :)

Just give me two (or more) characters and a cue to work from. I can't promise I'll be able to write all pairings as requested, but I certain will write... something. Heh heh heh

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[meallanmouse]

Unohana stares for a moment at the small, satisfied smile on the tenth division captain's face, and wonders what in the world he's been up to and what trouble he'd cooked up now.

It's his determined facade to appear older than all of his peers which immediately exempts him from suspicion whenever the Sereitei's mystery prankster strikes again.

~~~

(Wait. Did you mean Tousen? Ahah! Well, you get one extra then!)

~~~

After the battle with Zaraki, Tousen is found by Unohana. She leads him back to her division, taking her time, and yet again he wonders how she knows that he walks by the kitchens of the Sereitei whenever he can, just to enjoy the smells of the day's meal being prepared.

He wonders if she know how precious this last walk by the kitchens is, as he will be leaving soon and shall never return.

~~~

Unohana sits at her desk and listens to the resounding snoring coming from the room of one of their patients, and she can't help but raise her hand to her mouth, stifling a giggle.

"Even when he's sleeping, he's fighting," Isane remarks a touch acerbically, wishing all of the patients' snoring would just stop.

~~~

Nemu watches from her hiding place, knowing only too well that her target is aware of where she is, and what he is doing. Ikkaku's first achievement of a bankai is loud and fierce and beautiful.

Nemu lets that bit of information disappear from her report to her father, just as she always lets the most interesting tidbits slide out of sight whenever she is asked about the loud-mouthed thug.

He does all she would not dare, and she has no right to clip his wings.

~~~

Ishida watches as Orihime flutters and hovers, always near Ichigo since things calmed down and Rukia was saved. It's almost painful to watch, the knowing that Ichigo is utterly unaware of her feelings or her hopes.

He sighs, then starts as the girl pops up behind him out of nowhere, smiling brilliantly at him, earning herself a brief smile and then a scowl, for having slipped by his defenses so easily.

"I need your help," he suddenly says, then drags her off without ceremony. Later, he finds himself foiled and dumbfounded. He didn't expect her to insist that the dress he was making for her should go to Rukia instead.