Bleach // One liner Meme

[haearnmouse]

Since I seem to be utterly unable to, oh, sleep...

As several have already done, I'm taking requests for the one liner Bleach meme. :)

Just give me two (or more) characters and a cue to work from. I can't promise I'll be able to write all pairings as requested, but I certain will write... something. Heh heh heh

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[meallanmouse]

Matsumoto looked at the latest pint of milk on her captain's desk and shook her head, wishing he weren't in such a hurry to grow up. Hitsuyaga didn't say a word as he noticed what she was looking at, though he was very careful to hide the cup of coffee he'd snitched from where she'd left it lying on the desk. He'd put milk in it later, when it was safe to indulge in his addiction.

Who cared if that meant he'd be a little hyperactive once he was done?

The ice dragon in his soulslayer grinned wickedly, anticipating the afternoon's fun with much interest. A hyperactive Hitsuyaga was just so very enjoyable.

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Ichigo yelped and turned around, muttering furious apologies and swearing enough so that the paint might strip from the walls. Rukia calmly picked up a soap bar and hurled it at his head.

"Get out, you idiot! Can't a girl take a shower without perverts barging in every three seconds?"

As he closed the door, Ichigo reckoned he needed to have a serious talk with his father. Because while Ichigo had walked in by accident, there was no way his father had.

[larka_14]

lol you made my day!

[meallanmouse]

:: grins, bows ::

Glad you liked 'em!