Bleach // One liner Meme

[haearnmouse]

Since I seem to be utterly unable to, oh, sleep...

As several have already done, I'm taking requests for the one liner Bleach meme. :)

Just give me two (or more) characters and a cue to work from. I can't promise I'll be able to write all pairings as requested, but I certain will write... something. Heh heh heh

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[meallanmouse]

Akon snapped to attention and looked smart and ready when the inspection started. And as soon as captain Kurotsuchi turned his back, he raised both hands to his head and made little horns out of his index fingers, looking just as smart and solemn as before while sticking his tongue out at Mayuri's back. Nemu blinked at the sight, and then followed her father.

She had yet to rat him out whenever he did that.

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Unohana raised an eyebrow at Nemu's question, then took stock of her options. Finally, she reached for a bit of paper and a pen, and started to draw.

"When a papa shinigami and a mama shinigami love each other very much..."

And in the spirit of inter-division cooperation, Unohana just knew she'd have to ask Nemu to explain the birds and the bees to Yachiru, some day.

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"Why did you stop me!" Chizuru scowled at the Quincy, hands still twitching at her thwarted attempt to get up close and personal to her princess once again.

"I thought it'd be an interesting challenge." Ishida stared at her from behind his glasses for a moment. "But you were so waiting for Tatsuki to lay one on you that you never saw me get in the way. How disappointing."

Chizuru turned red, and picked up the desk. As she walked away, she thought it very satisfying that Ishida had stared in such stunned disbelief that he'd never thought to move.

(...these are all SO not one liners. *laughs!*)