I just want to ramble
So, The Passion of the Christ came out on DVD today. I expect the proper authorities to declare a miracle when three days later millions of people rise from their couches to return this movie for a full refund.
At least now people have the option to watch the movie in reverse with the rewind option on their DVD/VCR. This way it changes the entire plot of the movie. Now it is about how this group of Romans helped take Jesus down from a cross, healed his wounds and found him a support group of 12 guys who help him readjust to life until he reaches a point where he is able to live on his own once again. It's now the feel-good movie of the year!
At work we have a television in every room that is (unfortunately) tuned to the Fox News Network. Today I saw a clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking to a group of fire fighters where he said, "You all are the real action heroes. Arrlllllgrrrrglllllarggarggg". Ok, so he really didn't say the "Arllllllll..." part, but he should have. The guy is seriously running out of movie analogies to use. I think soon he is going to be forced to speak at a NAMBLA convention just so he can say:
Arnold: "I haven't seen this many Predator's in a room since I battled with one to the death in the jungles of Central America back in 1987. Arrlllllgrrrrglllllarggarggg. Back me up
Mister Danny Glover."
Mister Danny Glover: "I'm too old for this shit!"
If a pirate wanted to record a log of his daily life on the internet, would he keep a blarrrgh?
At least now people have the option to watch the movie in reverse with the rewind option on their DVD/VCR. This way it changes the entire plot of the movie. Now it is about how this group of Romans helped take Jesus down from a cross, healed his wounds and found him a support group of 12 guys who help him readjust to life until he reaches a point where he is able to live on his own once again. It's now the feel-good movie of the year!
At work we have a television in every room that is (unfortunately) tuned to the Fox News Network. Today I saw a clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking to a group of fire fighters where he said, "You all are the real action heroes. Arrlllllgrrrrglllllarggarggg". Ok, so he really didn't say the "Arllllllll..." part, but he should have. The guy is seriously running out of movie analogies to use. I think soon he is going to be forced to speak at a NAMBLA convention just so he can say:
Arnold: "I haven't seen this many Predator's in a room since I battled with one to the death in the jungles of Central America back in 1987. Arrlllllgrrrrglllllarggarggg. Back me up
Mister Danny Glover."
Mister Danny Glover: "I'm too old for this shit!"
If a pirate wanted to record a log of his daily life on the internet, would he keep a blarrrgh?