Never Clean Anything Ever.
Dear Internet,
I injured myself cleaning the oven.
I was using one of those stupid lumps of tangled metal, like wire wool but thicker, because the dirt wasn't coming off with the sponge. And the metal thingy was brand new out of the packet, and super sharp, and it sliced my finger open. And then I got oven cleaner in the wound. And then I was angry.
Bad day.
I injured myself cleaning the oven.
I was using one of those stupid lumps of tangled metal, like wire wool but thicker, because the dirt wasn't coming off with the sponge. And the metal thingy was brand new out of the packet, and super sharp, and it sliced my finger open. And then I got oven cleaner in the wound. And then I was angry.
Bad day.