Dear Internet,
I still have a lot to learn.
Today, I shall be learning "Driving". And over the next few weeks, I plan to learn "Real Life".
I shall put off learning "Successful Relationship" for a wee while, instead focusing on learning "Find House" and "Get Job" and "Tidy Room".
At some point in the interim, I shall indulge in a small project of learning "Make
Hero Pants". At some point during this process, I am considering learning "Make Codpiece".
If my bones could also learn "Hold Harriet Up Proper", that would be lovely. But I suppose this won't be helped by my quest to learn "Belly Dance". Had to sit out some of the class yesterday. Stupid bones/muscles/tendons. Is it advisable to mention belly dancing in the hobbies section of my CV? A lot of people think it's a bit silly. I could just say "Dance Classes" ?
Wheat Free Cookies are a lie. But Wheat Free Fruit Cake Slices and Wheat Free Belgian Breaks (basically kitkats, but without the wheat or Nestle-association) are delicious. Still not the same as eating a donut, though. But as long as coffee doesn't have wheat in it, I'll find a way to cope.
Have been seeing new back doctor, who pummels my back into submission. My back is currently in submission. Submission basically feels like a big bruise.
I fear car. How are you?
Good day.