Things I Would Do If I Had All The Money I Could Ever Want
¤ Get dresses and corsets and corset dresses and amazingly stylish suits specially tailored for me. In fact, I want all the clothes. ALL THE CLOTHES.
¤ Buy / build The Amazing House with perfect gaming room and comics library. Have water available in every room of the house. Big comfy sofa, log fire, exercise room (Yeah I know), ace spare rooms, wonderful kitchen with enough space and equipment to cook EVERYTHING, massive bath and one of those showers that's large enough to count as its own room.
¤ Buy abandoned house and get it safety checked. Allow Zombie GMs to use it for Zombie. Other Larps can come too.
¤ Make sure parents can live very comfortably for as long as they need.
¤ Set up an account with train, bus, coach, taxi and Underground companies. Give friends the code. Whenever they come to visit me, or are stranded, or just whenever they travel at all, I pay for it automatically. (Is this possible? It would be awesome.)
¤ Keep cats.
¤ Order shopping online.
¤ Learn to drive. Get car. Fix bike.
¤ Get back fixed. Properly. Hire Dr. House to fix headaches. Masseuse? Mmmm.
¤ 360, PC, Sound system,
¤ Actually buy all the music I want/already own. Real CDs with real money.
¤ Set up a trust fund in case brother ever spawns.
¤ Donate amounts of money to charity that will actually make a difference. Hey, I wouldn’t need to work for money. Volunteer. A lot.
¤ Work out a way to get friends things they need/want without making them feel bad. Maybe give them anonymously. That would be tricky. Set up a fake company that gives out free prizes. Make it sound like not a scam. Meh. I’ll just dress up like Santa. It’ll be fine.
¤ Learn to make clothes proper good.
¤ Get my plays performed no matter how terrible they are. Become a patron to the Gate Theatre