Wheelchair-related public service announcement
Oooooh, my darling sweet coworkers who are so well-meaning and kind and concerned and anxious to help.
If one more of you drops everything, running to come and open a door I was about to open, standing in my way in the process (as if I routinely roll up to doors in my wheelchair with NO PLAN WHATSOEVER), I am going to scream until your ears bleed.
Lovingly, educationally. Scream. Because OH MY GOD. Your darling intentions do not make you any less annoying. Not even a little.
If one more of you drops everything, running to come and open a door I was about to open, standing in my way in the process (as if I routinely roll up to doors in my wheelchair with NO PLAN WHATSOEVER), I am going to scream until your ears bleed.
Lovingly, educationally. Scream. Because OH MY GOD. Your darling intentions do not make you any less annoying. Not even a little.