Bullet 1

[hadalotofsugar]

Well, this is certainly unexpected. I’m enjoying the new digs, because warehouses just don’t cut it anymore, but.

[Meet Hannibal King. His tone is chock full of sarcasm, and despite the fact that he’s extremely unhappy and disturbed, he’s not telling you.]You wouldn’t have happened to have thought to leave me my toys, Mr. Mysterious Kidnappers

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Deck 5

[fetchthestick]

[There's a border collie trotting towards you. It has puppy proportions, though it's the size of a full-grown dog, and there's something odd about his front legs and paws... a leash trails on the ground next to his collar.

Big brown eyes glance up as he gets close.]

Hi Mister!

Deck 5

[hadalotofsugar]

[Oh look, a dog. An odd looking dog, but a dog all the same - did the dog just talk..... At least it isn't a vampire. King eyes Thom warily.]

...Hey, buddy.

Deck 5

[fetchthestick]

[Thom pauses and looks up... then stands up on his hind legs and bows politely.]

My name's Thom.

[His nose twitches.]

Are you new, Mister?

Deck 5

[hadalotofsugar]

[Holy shit, that dog just stood on its hind legs at bowed. Have King staring at you with a look of shock, before he speaks.]

You - ... [Okay, its just a talking dog, nothing to worry about. You already got smacked around by a tiny girl, King.]

...Nice to meet you, Thom. I'm Hannibal, and yeah, I'm new.

Deck 5

[fetchthestick]

[Thom's used to that look and it doesn't phase him at aaaaall.

The differences in his body structure are evident now that he's standing up - his curved chest is broader than a normal dog's and he has actual shoulders, sloped on either side of his ruff; puppy-size front paws sport opposable thumbs, though the digits aren't much longer than a normal dog's. His back legs still have the jack-knife joint structure, about the same length as his "arms."]

Wow, we get lotsa humans. I never seen so many of one kinda people in one place 'cept for my Masters.

[He drops back to all fours, the transition a smooth movement as his shoulders rock forwards to support his weight.]

I hope you like it here, almost everyone's real nice! I been here a few months... I think.

[Wag wag wag. Yep, that's a border collie.]

Deck 5

[hadalotofsugar]

[King's noting the change in the dog's body structure with a strange look - like he's not sure what to make of it. He listens to Thom speak -god, this is weird, but then again he's seen vampire pomeranians so...]

I've already met the portion that's not so nice, though its good to know they're a minority.

[King crouches down, reaching out a hand before stopping himself.] May I? [He's always liked dogs.]

Deck 5

[fetchthestick]

[Vampire pomeranians wat.]

Oh... Oh yes please!!

[His ears drop and his tail wags in eager submission. Thom has been well-trained not to object to the touch of strangers, and he loves attention anyway.]

Deck 5

[hadalotofsugar]

[Vampire pomeranians. King lightly runs his hand along the back of Thom's head, then scratches behind his ears.]

I suppose being able to talk is more helpful than having us guess whether your hungry or need to pee.