Bullet 21 [FINALLY NORMAL.] (Video//English)

[hadalotofsugar]

[There is a video of an extremely happy King. He sets the comm down, and throws his arms up into the air, very much shirtless.]

YES. There are no more tits.

I hope you all had fun with your new junkage while it lasted, Elegante.

I hear we're not done yet. Some of you have been switching bodies. Good luck with that.

[He's not one of them. With a grin

Comments

[ntjstapwn]

You seemed to like the tits before.

[hadalotofsugar]

Tits are totally fine, but only on other people. After the experimentation stage, you want your dick back.

Am I right?

[ntjstapwn]

True. I got tired of it pretty quickly. And damn glad to have been left out this time.

[hadalotofsugar]

I was entertained, mostly, but I got bored near the end.

And yeah, I rather like being in my OWN body and not someone else's. No offense.

[ntjstapwn]

I think the body shuffling is probably the oddest one so far. At least the other ones we were still us...mostly.

[hadalotofsugar]

Yeah, just us older or younger, or with new plumbing.

It's like reshaping clay versus shoving the clay into your engine and calling it a carburetor.

[ntjstapwn]

Yeah, which leads to a whole lot of issues. As glad as I am to not be included, I hope it ends for them soon.

Can't help but wonder what comes next, though. But 'three' is usually Redd's number, isn't it?

[hadalotofsugar]

Yeah, well... the last two were a couple of days, so hopefully in two or three days everything will be back to normal.

That's the average, maybe. Redd doesn't really have a pattern; even when I think I've got him figured out, he pulls something new.

Apparently this happened last year, though. Maybe it signifies the turn of a year for him. Any cultures that celebrate that in September?

[ntjstapwn]

I'm hoping this one won't last any longer. Getting really tired of these things.

Nn...yeah. He's really good at that, huh?

I think the first day of fall is in September...I guess I could see someone using that as a new year thing or a harvest thing. No idea when in September, though, so it still might be off.
But if its based on a non-Earth year I have no fucking clue.

[hadalotofsugar]

Reddfuckery is nothing new, I count us lucky when we don't have to run for our lives from it.

And yeah, he is. Makes trying to slip him up that much harder. [King is hope eternal.]

Fall's a good marker, but yeah. For all we know Redd is really a purple tentacled space octopus.

[ntjstapwn]

Good point.

*All of them, really*

Maybe he threw a dart at a calender and used that as a marker.

[hadalotofsugar]

Knowing him? That has a good chance of being what really happened.

I'm imagining a wheel in his office, labeled "switch bodies, switch body parts, lock a crazy girl in a theater," ad infinitum.

[ntjstapwn]

Or maybe slips of paper in a hat.

[hadalotofsugar]

A bingo trundler, even.

[ntjstapwn]

I like the bingo idea. I imagine something other than balls in there, though...maybe, like, smaller versions of whatever is going to happen. However that'd work.
Or freaky talking heads.

fourth wall says: i don't know if this is a bad touch

[hadalotofsugar]

Little dancing girl-Redd's and Kage's, maybe? Or maybe even miniature versions of all of us.

Maybe we're who decides the event. You wouldn't have happened to want to wear dresses or regress to your childhood, would you?

[King is ttly teasing.]