Bullet 20 [Sexswap event] (Video)

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh my god do not be taking a piss when the Captain steals your dick.

[Hello Elegante! A tall, brown-haired woman is scowling into the comm. This would be Hannibal King, with tits. His hair is also wet, like he just showered. Which he did! Because of the aforementioned issue.]

At least I'm not eight anymore, but now I've got breasts -

....

I have

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Describing the female version of Ironhide's voice is like... hearing a female drill sargeant. After she'd gargled with rocks. Repeatedly. Fortunately for him, nothing much else has changed.]

... King?

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[hadalotofsugar]

[King can.. sort of hear a difference in Ironhide's voice.

King's newly female voice comes on after a moment.]

Yep, it's me.

...You're sounding a bit feminine today, Ironhide.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[This is going to take some getting used to.]

... I preferred your vocal patterns like they were the other day.

[And then he just sighs.]

Yeah. My vocal settings got swapped... and my self-ID systems.

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[hadalotofsugar]

You saying you like me better when I'm a kid?

[Teasing.]

So... girly voice and new gender too?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Better than being female.

[Teasing?]

Closest our race gets, I guess.

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[hadalotofsugar]

I dunno, being female can have it's advantages. But I'd much rather go back to my normal self in a few days.

[He's teasing 8D ]

Hmm. Do you guys really have a distinction? I know that the All-Spark actually created you guys, so...

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[heavyweaponsbot]

I would not know. Share the sentiment, anyway.

[Not teasing B|]

Not really. Just a different kind of marker... like... color pattern, or something.

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[hadalotofsugar]

Can't be too much longer, hopefully.

[Aww.]

So... kind of more like you got a new pattern than a new sex.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

One can hope. I preferred being unaltered.

[There's a creak of metal as he shrugs.]

Yeah. Not that bothered by it. Still... more the principle of the thing, than anything.

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[hadalotofsugar]

I think we all do. Buuuut I also think this proves the Captain doesn't give a shit.

I'll make the best of it.

[HEE ORGASMS WITH BRYN.]

And yeah. Not like you mind so much, but being fucked with without permission or lube is kinda upsetting.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Thought we learned that a long time ago.

[He just grumbles in agreement, however, it cuts off at that last statement.]

Being... without what...?

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[hadalotofsugar]

You get complacent, think he's going to ignore you, then BAM!

Tits.

[King decides to spare Ironhide the dirty details for once.]

Human expression. Basically, we just don't like being messed with without permission.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Or your systems and vocals have been altered beyond your control.

... I lack... tits.

[He says the word like it tastes bad in his mouth.]

Then, I agree with it. I think any sentient being would.

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[hadalotofsugar]

[King snickers.]

I wouldn't expect you to have 'em. You're kinda - well, like you said. Not conventional genders with you guys.

And yeah, sounds like most of the sentient beings on board here do.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Kind of made of metal?

[He sounds rather amused by that statement, though.]

Some are taking it better than others.

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[hadalotofsugar]

Made of metal, don't have the right plumbing to switch around, take your pick.

[King's tone is dry.]

I suppose that's true. I don't see the sense in freaking out anymore, though the freaking is warranted a bit.