Bullet 11 [Fourth Wall Day]

[hadalotofsugar]

Jeez, did I really get hit that much?

Danica doesn't look any better on the silver screen.

[King is watching Blade: Trinity. Come bother him~]

Comments

[onemanaloooone]

What, you can't remember your own beating or somethin'?

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh no, I remember it well enough.

Just, you know, apparently I missed the guys with the big cameras filming it.

[onemanaloooone]

Cameras...? You some kinda freaky snuff-film reality star?

[hadalotofsugar]

I'd get paid more for doing that.

Nah, I just hunt vampires.

[onemanaloooone]

Vampires? How hard didja hit your head back there?

[hadalotofsugar]

[Snort.]

Well I did get kicked a few times. But believe me, that isn't brain damage.

[onemanaloooone]

Vampires. You're serious with this crap? I mean... bloodsucking, sparkly hotties stalkin' girls at night kind of crap?

[hadalotofsugar]

Dead serious. [Sorry.] Got the bloodsucking right, but they don't sparkle, they're not hot, and they're less inclined to stalk, more inclined to rip your throat out. Otherwise, yes, that kind of crap.

[onemanaloooone]

I bet the little teenagers'd piss themselves instead of wet themselves over that. You, my friend? Got the better end of the deal.

[hadalotofsugar]

There is something satisfying about killing them.

How's my end of the deal better, though?

[onemanaloooone]

... Do me a favor, pal. You got movies down there?

Get yourself a sick bag, and then go look up "Twilight". Believe me, you got the better end of the proverbial shit stick there.

..we had an edward and a bella. he threaded with edward. lulz

[hadalotofsugar]

Guess that's next on my movie list.

.....Sparkling? Really?

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[onemanaloooone]

Like a cheap disco ball in one too many floodlights.

[hadalotofsugar]

Jesus. I don't think I could handle Danica's face in disco-ball-floodlight glory.