Bullet 11 [Fourth Wall Day]

[hadalotofsugar]

Jeez, did I really get hit that much?

Danica doesn't look any better on the silver screen.

[King is watching Blade: Trinity. Come bother him~]

Comments

[im_deadcol]

Yes. Yes you did.

And no, no she doesn't.

I just had a fangirl moment. again.

[hadalotofsugar]

[Just give him a moment of confusion.]

The lighting doesn't really help her skin. She could do with a tan.

[Ever so cautiously.]

ohoho~

[im_deadcol]

Also, it makes your butt look big.

I'm just saying.

x3

[hadalotofsugar]

Hey, they've gotta get chicks to watch this movie somehow. I guess my sparkling personality isn't enough.

Also, you would know.

[im_deadcol]

I would.

[In fact, he's batting his eyelashes at you right now, leaning over a counter, chin resting on top of his folded hands. You just haven't spotted him yet.]

[hadalotofsugar]

Not surprised.

[And it is time to be spotted then. King looks over to find the guy leaning on the counter, and turns his chair to observe him. Then he raises a hand and strokes his chin.]

Gotta say, I think I look better with the beard.

[im_deadcol]

But what about your boyishly handsome Ryan Reynolds charm that you have without it...?

[Batting his eyelashes some more, he doesn't move..]

[hadalotofsugar]

[Neither does King. He's pretty comfortable where he is, and he's not sure he wants to get that close to his shaved double. He snorts lightly.]

I think I'll skip the boyish charm it gives me. After all, if there's already one of us who's shaved...

[im_deadcol]

Then I have to ask the burning question.

...

Would you be interested in getting down an dirty by way of some freaky alternaverse self-incest?