Bullet 10 [Panties. Lots of panties.] (Open Commentlog)

Mar 15, 2010 14:13

I do so love a good pair of underwear. Especially when it involves getting closer to my feminine side.

[There's the distinct rustle of cloth being thrown.]

You know, I never realized how springy the elastic on panties was, though. It's pretty useful. [Another rustle.] Almost like a slingshot, wouldn't you say?

[He sounds playful, but there also seems ( Read more... )

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talkback_stein March 15 2010, 21:33:55 UTC
...Why do you have panties.

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hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 21:41:30 UTC
Why shouldn't I?

[Do you hear that noise, Chase? It is the noise of someone using panties like a slingshot.]

At least I'm not wearing them. [Or is he?]

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talkback_stein March 15 2010, 21:43:57 UTC
Lies and slander.

[He can hear the snap of the elastic; King's doing something, and he kinda' wants to know what.]

Where you at, bro?

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he is going to get chase. in the face. hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 21:47:03 UTC
I'm shocked and appalled that you don't believe me.

[Only not really.]

The buffet. [He's staked out a spot where he can see everyone coming in, either through stairs, elevator or the front door.]

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I approve of this talkback_stein March 15 2010, 21:50:31 UTC
Sweet - I was planning on ropin' you into another heart-attack sometime, anyway.

[Chase strolls on over to that buffet there, keeping his eye out for Hannibal - hands stuffed in his pockets, getting all distracted by what he could make with all that the buffet had to offer.]

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[Commentlog] yay 83 hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 21:54:27 UTC
How are you going to top the pizza burger, man?

[King has a pair of panties at the ready the instant Chase steps into his line of vision. He's so ready.

All he has to do is aim and fire for Stein's face with a gleeful little cackle.]

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[Commentlog] yay 83 talkback_stein March 15 2010, 21:57:36 UTC
[Chase lifts his comm up to his face and talks into it, since he hasn't seen King anywhere around yet. It's like a gazelle delicately grazing, not knowing there was some lion lurking in the tall grass - watching and waiting for the time to strike.]

Idunno, man - I'm sure I'll think of something. I could probably deep fry a pancake, or something.

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[Commentlog] hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 22:19:37 UTC
Maybe deep fry a couple, drizzle some syrup on them, load it up with chocolate or something...

[That's the perfect analogy. As King talks, he finally lines up his trajectory and fires at Chase's face.

Is is a bullseye?]

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[Commentlog] talkback_stein March 15 2010, 22:25:01 UTC
M&Ms, man. Sprinkles would be goo--Aaah!!

[He literally flails when the panties smack him in the face, and his comm clatters to the floor. It's only then that he spots King from the direction it was flung at him, looking down at the panties, then back to King.]

[Chase squints at him.]

Ohhh.

[It's fuckin on, now!]

You better not've been wearing these!

[Chase growls in mock anger, quickly bending down to pick up the undergarment and send it right back at him.]

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[Commentlog] hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 22:31:43 UTC
[Sorry King is too busy laughing to answer right away. The undergarment that Chase threw hits him on the head, and he plucks it off and tosses it onto the table. Once he's done with that, he looks straight at Chase and grins.]

And what if I had been? [He reaches down next to his chair and pulls up a plastic bag, setting it on the table. It's full of plain white cotton panties.] But chill, they're brand new and unused.

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[Commentlog] talkback_stein March 15 2010, 22:35:12 UTC
I would have strangled you with my bare hands, man.

[He saunters over, inspecting the bag a little, plucking a pair out to fiddle with. He's really chill about the whole thing, actually; because you gotta' admit. That was funny.]

My bare hands.

[He fires it at King's chest at point-blank.]

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[Commentlog] hadalotofsugar March 15 2010, 22:45:35 UTC
[Good; King would hate to have put off a potential buddy by smacking him in the face with panties. S'just not cool, man.

King snorts again, catching the underwear when it falls off his chest.]

A crime of passion. I don't think I could fit into these anyway, not that I'm inclined to wear girls underwear at any point.

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[Commentlog] talkback_stein March 15 2010, 22:58:38 UTC
[Chase stares at King for another long, hard moment - before his face cracks into a devious smirk.]

...I dare you to try some on.

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[Commentlog] hadalotofsugar March 16 2010, 00:21:41 UTC
[King raises one eyebrow.]

That is one dare I have no problems saying no to.

[He picks up another pair to pull at the elastic.] Besides, they're too small for my fat waist.

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[Commentlog] talkback_stein March 16 2010, 00:25:03 UTC
Chicken.

[Chase takes another pair from the big bag, just to see how far he can sling it. The garment gets flung - bumping the underside of the sneeze guard and landing on some food, and in response to that little chain of events, the teen snickers immaturely.]

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[Commentlog] hadalotofsugar March 17 2010, 05:56:43 UTC
I don't want to fit my chicken into this basket, thanks.

[He watches the trajectory of the panties, and joins in with a chuckle when he sees where they've landed. He makes no move to retrieve them.]

Try for the soup next time - then it'll be panty surprise.

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