The Video Edition
1. Thank you to anonymous for my football! You can never have too many footballs! But this does raise the question: why is there no football on my TV right now? I HAZ NEEDS! I NEEDS MY 90 MINUTES OF HOTASSERY!
2. I am sick. I am a terrible sick person. Drugged to the gills and grumpy as hell. And completely unable to stop staring at that fucking animated windmill on the LJ home page. Speaking of the LJ homepage, if I wanted to see the current ONTD posts, I'm pretty fucking sure I'd just join fucking ONTD!
3. Where is the A-Team fic? Where is the Losers fic? Where is my Leverage/Losers/A-Team fic sparky77? School what? Pffft.
4. I, uh, shit, oh, yes, I watched an Adam Lambert video for "What Do You Want From Me?" It's the drugs. Who really wrote that song? Was that the song P!nk wrote?
5. Baby Daddy! Landon Donovan is going to be on The Daily Show tonight along with my Baby Daddy Bob Bradley. There may even be talk of football ;-)
6. Y'all know I'm on a lot of drugs, right? Like, I think that's pretty clear.
7. Michael Hastings Dickhole from the Rolling Stone McChrystal expose was on The Colbert Report the other night where he said the administration was looking for a reason to fire McChrystal and his article was the excuse they used*. ::pause:: He also says he represents the troops on the ground. :::big pause::: If you looked up "pretentious greasy hipster asshole" in the OED you would see his photo. With full sincerity, hipsters of the world, y'all need to kick this guy out.
*I wasn't even going to link to this because I thought in my drug fuelled haze I might not be very charitable, but fuck being charitable. This is the guy you want to send hunting with Dick Cheney.
8. fantasticpants did a Brokeback Justified trailer for, well, Justified. Everybody must look at this. It is parody; it is truth. It is AWESOME. thefourthvine that means you.
9. I love the hell out of this AT&T commercial, because they are right, all it takes is one second to convert an entire nation to a sport (USA) or another second for everybody to say, "The lot of you are talentless dicks! I could do better playing in the back garden...France, Italy, England looking at you" Plus, the guy looks just like a friend of mine who now DJs in Belgium.
2. I am sick. I am a terrible sick person. Drugged to the gills and grumpy as hell. And completely unable to stop staring at that fucking animated windmill on the LJ home page. Speaking of the LJ homepage, if I wanted to see the current ONTD posts, I'm pretty fucking sure I'd just join fucking ONTD!
3. Where is the A-Team fic? Where is the Losers fic? Where is my Leverage/Losers/A-Team fic sparky77? School what? Pffft.
4. I, uh, shit, oh, yes, I watched an Adam Lambert video for "What Do You Want From Me?" It's the drugs. Who really wrote that song? Was that the song P!nk wrote?
5. Baby Daddy! Landon Donovan is going to be on The Daily Show tonight along with my Baby Daddy Bob Bradley. There may even be talk of football ;-)
6. Y'all know I'm on a lot of drugs, right? Like, I think that's pretty clear.
7. Michael Hastings Dickhole from the Rolling Stone McChrystal expose was on The Colbert Report the other night where he said the administration was looking for a reason to fire McChrystal and his article was the excuse they used*. ::pause:: He also says he represents the troops on the ground. :::big pause::: If you looked up "pretentious greasy hipster asshole" in the OED you would see his photo. With full sincerity, hipsters of the world, y'all need to kick this guy out.
*I wasn't even going to link to this because I thought in my drug fuelled haze I might not be very charitable, but fuck being charitable. This is the guy you want to send hunting with Dick Cheney.
8. fantasticpants did a Brokeback Justified trailer for, well, Justified. Everybody must look at this. It is parody; it is truth. It is AWESOME. thefourthvine that means you.
9. I love the hell out of this AT&T commercial, because they are right, all it takes is one second to convert an entire nation to a sport (USA) or another second for everybody to say, "The lot of you are talentless dicks! I could do better playing in the back garden...France, Italy, England looking at you" Plus, the guy looks just like a friend of mine who now DJs in Belgium.
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