1.
Dear Shia,
I think they should play this at our wedding. And I think you should reinact it. That's love, right?
Love,
Me
2.
I would love to write about the success of the Free!Shia Campaign!, but until I complete my
Yuletide story I'm not allowed to write anything else. The story I'm not writing would involve the Wonder Twins. The Wonder Twins being George and Ari. And them putting the whammy on the head of PR for Walgreens. You can draw your own conclusions. It could involve bribery with sex tapes. Milo would not approve. Regardless, congratulations Shia, stay the fuck out of trouble. Or you know, call me for bail money.
3.
Sparky77 and I are thinking about starting a new movement.
It's called Let's Keep Nathan Dead and Get Adrian Pasdar on a Show that Can Appreciate His Awesomeness. It's a little wordy, but it works, no? Or as
sparky77 called it: NATHAN STAY DEAD AND FIND A BETTER SHOW" campaign otherwise known as the "Adrian is far too cool for this shit" campaign, or possibly the "People who suck so much (Tim) shouldn't be allowed nice things (like Adrian)" campaign.
I think Heroes is dead to me. It's certainly feeling that way.
Happy Birthday,
barely_bean!!