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hackthis

SGA - That's No Way to Tell a Lie

Oct 09, 2006 11:43

1. The October 2006 Frankenstein Mix is up and running. Get on it!

2. Could Bruce/Lana be the new OTP? Huh.

Stargate: Atlantis
Sheppard/McKay
Rated Adult

That's No Way to Tell a Lie

( John's boots clang against the frame of McKay's bed when he tries to kick them off, but military boots don’t get kicked off. They have to be unlaced, one hook at a time. )

sga

Comments 39

zoetrope October 9 2006, 18:59:03 UTC

Oh, wow...

I'm... replete. Yeah.

It was the image of gun oil that did it (for some hideously Freudian reason I'm not going to examine.)

Oh, wow.

♥

hackthis October 9 2006, 20:26:41 UTC

I learned last week that apparently one of th the most high quality lubricants preferred among gay men is called Gun Oil. Really. The amusement factor was staggering.

romanticalgirl October 9 2006, 19:01:31 UTC

I know fuck all about SG, but this is fabulous. Such sharp little pieces that pierce right to the point of it all.

hackthis October 9 2006, 20:30:07 UTC

What can I say, I'm a pointy person! No, really, I know it's not long and poetic or whatever, but I didn't have that much to say, just little things.

romanticalgirl October 9 2006, 20:33:13 UTC

In some things, size doesn't matter. Like alcohol. The only thing that matters there is the proof.

And it's in the pudding.

I've inhaled too many bleach fumes today.

hackthis October 9 2006, 20:36:21 UTC

Drunk pudding! I don't know if this exists, but it would be very cool if it did.

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serialkarma October 9 2006, 19:53:56 UTC

He'd tried to give McKay a blow job, but the hair pulling and the yowling made that impossible.

heeee. Poor Rodney. Not really.

Seriously, you done good, sweetie.

hackthis October 9 2006, 20:30:57 UTC

I know people tend to be much more poetic, or at least more -- holy cow have you had one of these 100 Calorie Cheetos Mini Bites packets? They're really good! I'd forgotten Cheetos could be so buttery. *pauses* I got so off topic, what I was saying was I know it could've been fleshed out more, but I figure that there's so much SGA fiction out there that if you want poetic you can go elsewhere. I just tend to try and get out the crux of the matter and that's that. I'm not full-on inspired, i'm just sputtering. Except for that broken!Kara thing that I'm not gonna write. Nope.

laetitia_g October 9 2006, 20:17:11 UTC

Are you sick? Is it already Xmas? Two SGA fics in 5 days, that only means one thing: your town water was poisoned by Dr Weir!

laetitia_g October 9 2006, 20:23:15 UTC

oh, and I <3 the fic.

hackthis October 9 2006, 20:31:34 UTC

This is all your fault. You have been steadily beating down my fortifications and now I have nothing left. I'm going to sue!

aurora_84 October 9 2006, 22:20:15 UTC

Oh, oh, NICE!!

I love how fragmentary and slightly detached/numb this is.

John just has to wipe his hand somewhere unobtrusive, like the wall, or he could just lick it away. Then it would disappear like it never happened. And for some reason, this was the line that hit me right in the gut.

hackthis October 10 2006, 21:57:52 UTC

Numb. Yes, that is just the right word for this.