Comments | hackthis: I am so disillusioned

hackthis

I am so disillusioned

May 14, 2003 11:01

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One used, and currently fandomless, Hack Writer. Has been associated with slayers, Englishmen, wizards, mutants and Tyler Durden. ISO long-term gig with benefits. Continues to be Co-owned by CEO of Lex Corp, but is willing to work on contract due to unhappiness with current situation.

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( Call me when you get a clue. Until then? Lose my number. OR ‘Why I happily walked out on last night’s Smallville and would do it again’ (Vague-type spoilers) )

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ethrosdemon May 14 2003, 11:37:06 UTC

Supes has a kid with WW in The Dark Knight books, too.

I am not going to call it rain! I am not going to forgive you for trying to marinate the same chicken we had last week and then passing it off as beef!

Oh. Hahahaha! How about if I called it Superchicken?

Why do you have to steal bricks from your neighbor’s house when you already have access to the Home Depot in your backyard?!

Because I'm EEEvil?

They could replace her with a cardboard cutout of Barney and I'd still feel the same. First, you are on a roll, and I am laughing my ass off. Secondly: Lex marrying a cardboard Barney is *more* interesting than Helen. (even though she kind of almost seemed to get a personality last night. Maybe. If you squint. And don't look at her TEETH her huge maw of a mouth...*dazed*) Ok. So, Lex marries a cardboard Barney and Clark is all "Lex, have you seen Death To Smoochy?" And Lex is all "Clark! What do you think of Barney McCardboard? I love her." "Lex, seriously. Is this a plea for attention? I've been busy insulting Chloe, blowing ( ... )

hackthis May 14 2003, 11:51:41 UTC

First, you are on a roll, and I am laughing my ass off. Secondly: Lex marrying a cardboard Barney is *more* interesting than Helen. (even though she kind of almost seemed to get a personality last night. Maybe. If you squint. And don't look at her TEETH her huge maw of a mouth...*dazed*) Ok. So, Lex marries a cardboard Barney and Clark is all "Lex, have you seen Death To Smoochy?" And Lex is all "Clark! What do you think of Barney McCardboard? I love her." "Lex, seriously. Is this a plea for attention? I've been busy insulting Chloe, blowing off Pete, and staring lovingly at Lana, sorry." "Clark, this is the cut-out of my life! This the cardboard of DESTINY." "Um. Did you hit your head again?"I know my POV is all jacked cos I'm sick and cranky like a mother but last night? I'd fucking had it. Really ( ... )

minitrog May 14 2003, 12:36:05 UTC

Just a ::pat pat:: dearie. X

hackthis May 14 2003, 14:43:22 UTC

Just a ::pat pat:: dearie. X

*clings to trog's leg*

it was awful! i began to dry heave!

now hiring! taraljc May 14 2003, 12:49:32 UTC

So tell me...
How do you feel about sexually ambiguous space cowboys?

Re: now hiring! hackthis May 14 2003, 14:46:58 UTC

So tell me...
How do you feel about sexually ambiguous space cowboys?

When *you're* writing them, I am all over them. I never did tell you how much I loved that Kaylee piece you did - the one about her telling her dad about her new job. I loved that one, Tara. Really.

Re: now hiring! taraljc May 14 2003, 15:04:00 UTC

*blush* thanks so much for letting me know! I've been writing gobs of Kaylee and her family in the current story I'm working on (which at this rate, won't be posted for at least anotehr month) and I am madly in love with the Ephram Frye in my head.

So... what woudl it take to maybe convince you that *I* would be all over *you* writing them? ;)

I can bribe. I'm good at bribery. Also, I can threaten, cajole, wheedle, beg, plead, debase myself publically, and reward with chocolate.

chasethecat May 14 2003, 12:58:41 UTC

now I want to see him marry cut-out Barney. *g*

ANd huzzah! Someone else who's not in love with this ep, as everyone else seems to be.

hackthis May 14 2003, 14:49:10 UTC

ANd huzzah! Someone else who's not in love with this ep, as everyone else seems to be.

I thought it was ghastly. Okay, no, the week before was ghastly, but I suspect that I keep trying to measure it against other *good* programmes, and SV, it's not a good programme. Entertaining, yes. Good, not so much so. I keep forgetting I'm not supposed to have expectations.

Re: chasethecat May 14 2003, 21:46:47 UTC

Exactly! I just posted that I should be watching it the way I used to watch Passions...I think it will be much more enjoyable with the lowered expectations of quality.

meret May 14 2003, 13:57:14 UTC

hackthis May 14 2003, 15:06:39 UTC

Someone else who wasn't happy with last night's ep. Hey, misery loves company! ;)

If Clark is supposed to be so friggin super then why doesn't he get that relationships are temporary. Friends are what really count.

Lana needs to remember this too. I can't beleive how she's terating the girl who took her into her home.

A lot of people liked it. I'd rather sit and watch paint dry. And Lana's treatment of Chloe is appalling, but then again, Lana's treatment of everybody is appalling. Her rationalization and narcissism are amazing, and you know what, she is right. She isn't perfect. She's an egocentric, self-contained (Nell, The Smalls) bitch. Her people skills are abhorent (Chloe), and I can't believe that this makes me so upset, but it does.

I don't get upset because she is this way, but that M&G are so obviously trying to pretend that she's not. This is the pissing on my head and calling it rain thing all over again. I hate this sort of blind adoration. Clark really does need glasses, and so do M&G. This is some sort ( ... )