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Memorable Quotes from SERENITY
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
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River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
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Lenore: Mal. That guy killed me Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
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Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë Warren: We gonna crash again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë Warren: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë Warren: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.
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Dr. Simon Tam: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.
Kaylee Frye: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: Yes, I mean to say.
Kaylee Frye: To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!
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Hoban Washburn: I'm a leaf in the wind. Watch me soar.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The leg is good. It will bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs.
Vault Guard: I was thinking more of a graze.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you don't want to make it look like you just gave up.
Vault Guard: Oh, I get that.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] You'll have to give me your authorization password!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm risking my crew on the theory that you're a real person. If you're not, you might as well shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [stammering] Ooooor, we can talk some more...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.
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Hoban Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
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Hoban Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë Warren: What? And risk my ship?
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Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: My GOD, do I not want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.
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Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?
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Hoban Washburn: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What the hell does that mean?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
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River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
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Lenore: Mal. That guy killed me Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
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Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë Warren: We gonna crash again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë Warren: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë Warren: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.
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Dr. Simon Tam: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.
Kaylee Frye: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: Yes, I mean to say.
Kaylee Frye: To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!
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Hoban Washburn: I'm a leaf in the wind. Watch me soar.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The leg is good. It will bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs.
Vault Guard: I was thinking more of a graze.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you don't want to make it look like you just gave up.
Vault Guard: Oh, I get that.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] You'll have to give me your authorization password!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm risking my crew on the theory that you're a real person. If you're not, you might as well shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [stammering] Ooooor, we can talk some more...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.
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Hoban Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
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Hoban Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë Warren: What? And risk my ship?
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Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: My GOD, do I not want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.
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Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?
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Hoban Washburn: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What the hell does that mean?