The fail boat!

[hacklemonster]

Lyric ripoff by me

Fail, depressing and old
Come Aboard. You're dreading this!
Fail, life's harshest reward.
Let it flush, it floats back to you.

Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises nothing for anyone
Set a course for some torture,
Your mind on a root canal.

Fail won't dull anything
It's like lemon juice, on an open sore.
Yes FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL! (hey-ah!)

Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises nothing for anyone
Set a course for some torture,
Your mind on a root canal.

Fail won't dull anything
It's like lemon juice, on an open sore.
It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL! It's
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL!
It's the Fail Boat-ah! It's the Fail Boat-ah!