"Auld Lang Syne" and all that jazz, I guess.

Jan 01, 2010 04:21

Dear 2009:

Kathy Griffin's mother Maggie has told her (possibly on several occasions) that not everyone has to suck it all the time.  This is, I think, pretty sound advice--not everyone needs to suck it all the time.

You, however, are not one of those "people."

That being said:

2009, YOU CAN SUCK IT.

No love,

The Hack

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Dear 2010:

Pro tip: don't suck.

Kthxbai,

The Hack

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Merry Happy New Year, flist!

Here's hoping my life (and yours) will involve less FAIL this year, and more WIN.

this decade can blow me, oh what lofty dreams i dream!

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