7pm EST
Polls are starting to close. Everybody hang on!
[7:07]
How was I not aware of Rachel Maddow before this year? Loooooove her!
[8:09]
Okay, I took a little breather and watched Are You Being Served?. 'Tis soothing to the soul, but it was an episode from later in the series. Mr. Spooner < Mr. Lucas. No Mr. Granger. Not as satisfying.
[8:32]
MSNBC just talked to some dude over at the McCain campaign and he sounded really pissed. Oh, it's still early, buddy. Heh.
[9:20]
So, naturally, he got Rhode Island. Go, go, Rhode Island, Island! A proud member of Fake America.
[9:28]
Holy spit, MSNBC is calling Ohio for the Big O!
[9:39]
Oo oo! Now they're saying he just flipped New Mexico blue.
[9:51]
Okay, he's up to 200 EVs now. Cali is pretty much a given and would bring him up to 255. After that he just needs 15 to get to 270. If he hangs onto Oregon and Washington state...
EEEEEE!
[10:00]
And he just flipped Iowa. Let's all go eat some corn!
[10:20]
They need to let Rachel Maddow talk more. And speaking of the gay (RM is gay, in case ya didn't know), Prop 8 and those other propositions whose numbers I cannot recall right now better not pass or I'ma send some Mormi into outer-space where they want to be anyway.
[11:00]
MSNBC, ABC, and even fucking Fox news call it for Obama...Kristen cries like a baby. History, people. His. Tor. Ee.
My Friends Page just went NUTS...well, more nuts than it has been all day.
And he got Florida, too! The Great Schlep worked! MSNBC is reporting that McCain just called Obama and conceded! SARAH PALIN IS FUCKING GOING BACK TO ALASKA!!!!!!! Let us never speak of her again. Not even to poke fun.
Colorado now, too!
BEST NIGHT EVER!
And the best part is, the BEST part, is that it wasn't even close.
Virginia!? Virginia!
They've got Jesse Jackson crying on TV. This shit is bananas! This totally makes up for my first two presidential elections being totally fucked in the ear.
[7:07]
How was I not aware of Rachel Maddow before this year? Loooooove her!
[8:09]
Okay, I took a little breather and watched Are You Being Served?. 'Tis soothing to the soul, but it was an episode from later in the series. Mr. Spooner < Mr. Lucas. No Mr. Granger. Not as satisfying.
[8:32]
MSNBC just talked to some dude over at the McCain campaign and he sounded really pissed. Oh, it's still early, buddy. Heh.
[9:20]
So, naturally, he got Rhode Island. Go, go, Rhode Island, Island! A proud member of Fake America.
[9:28]
Holy spit, MSNBC is calling Ohio for the Big O!
[9:39]
Oo oo! Now they're saying he just flipped New Mexico blue.
[9:51]
Okay, he's up to 200 EVs now. Cali is pretty much a given and would bring him up to 255. After that he just needs 15 to get to 270. If he hangs onto Oregon and Washington state...
EEEEEE!
[10:00]
And he just flipped Iowa. Let's all go eat some corn!
[10:20]
They need to let Rachel Maddow talk more. And speaking of the gay (RM is gay, in case ya didn't know), Prop 8 and those other propositions whose numbers I cannot recall right now better not pass or I'ma send some Mormi into outer-space where they want to be anyway.
[11:00]
MSNBC, ABC, and even fucking Fox news call it for Obama...Kristen cries like a baby. History, people. His. Tor. Ee.
My Friends Page just went NUTS...well, more nuts than it has been all day.
And he got Florida, too! The Great Schlep worked! MSNBC is reporting that McCain just called Obama and conceded! SARAH PALIN IS FUCKING GOING BACK TO ALASKA!!!!!!! Let us never speak of her again. Not even to poke fun.
Colorado now, too!
BEST NIGHT EVER!
And the best part is, the BEST part, is that it wasn't even close.
Virginia!? Virginia!
They've got Jesse Jackson crying on TV. This shit is bananas! This totally makes up for my first two presidential elections being totally fucked in the ear.