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The first day back from vacation usually stinks. Today was no different. I had nine days off, but I felt like I'd been gone for a month so, naturally, I was rather out of the habit of dealing with other peoples' bullshit. OMFG, why can't people just buy their shit and leave? Why? Just buy your shit and leave and we'll all be happier.
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Is it me or do all little girls under the age of five have whiny voices? No matter what they're saying it sounds like a whine-a-thon. Did I mention that I don't like children?
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Saturday night we all went out for the yearly fajita-quesadillas and margaritas fiesta at Chili's. All had a good time and the Frog Daddy stole the check at the end of the meal and paid for the whole thing! He's crazy! Crazy awesome, that is...which reminds me that I need to send him a thank you card.
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Bringing your baby to Chili's on a Saturday night should be considered a form of child abuse. It gets loud in there and I'm sure that the loudness and the chaos hurts their tender baby ears and upsets them in general. I'm assuming this because the baby at the table behind us was SCREAMING for a brief portion of the evening...thankfully, so I didn't have to keep involuntarily shooting dirty looks over my shoulder (it was a reflex, I swear!). Don't bring your fucking baby to Chili's! If you can't find your ass a babysitter, that's Jeebus' way of telling you that you're not meant to go out that night.
Did I mention that I don't like children!?
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Did I mention that I don't like El Douchebag? He's such a fucking nag. He's the naggiest nag that ever nagged.
I could go on, but I'm tired.
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Is it me or do all little girls under the age of five have whiny voices? No matter what they're saying it sounds like a whine-a-thon. Did I mention that I don't like children?
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Saturday night we all went out for the yearly fajita-quesadillas and margaritas fiesta at Chili's. All had a good time and the Frog Daddy stole the check at the end of the meal and paid for the whole thing! He's crazy! Crazy awesome, that is...which reminds me that I need to send him a thank you card.
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Bringing your baby to Chili's on a Saturday night should be considered a form of child abuse. It gets loud in there and I'm sure that the loudness and the chaos hurts their tender baby ears and upsets them in general. I'm assuming this because the baby at the table behind us was SCREAMING for a brief portion of the evening...thankfully, so I didn't have to keep involuntarily shooting dirty looks over my shoulder (it was a reflex, I swear!). Don't bring your fucking baby to Chili's! If you can't find your ass a babysitter, that's Jeebus' way of telling you that you're not meant to go out that night.
Did I mention that I don't like children!?
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Did I mention that I don't like El Douchebag? He's such a fucking nag. He's the naggiest nag that ever nagged.
I could go on, but I'm tired.