Say what you want, but colonic irrigation is the shit...
Ah, all the clocks just changed by themselves. Well, except for my alarm clock because it's too old to do anything like that. Hell, I'm lucky it still goes off when I set it to awaken mineself.
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First day back at work and while it was a little difficult getting around after a few hours (my good leg actually hurts more than my bad leg because I was favoring the bad leg, y'see) I can always find the funny somewhere. Dog knows that can be super-hard sometimes.
So, it's about 5:30-ish and I've got half an hour left before I leave and I'm adding up all the paperwork for the lab when Enya's "Only Time" comes blaring through the store speakers. It was at this point that I was reminded of a certain bit from Margaret Cho's Notorious C.H.O. show where she describes her first experience with colonic irrigation.
It's very New Age to get colonics and, of course, they're playing Enya. Ah la la la la la...ah la la la... There's something about Enya's music that really facilitates release. I almost went in the waiting room.
Cut to me trying not to laugh my arse off lest the clientele think that I've lost my damn mind. I had this picture in my head of people stampeding aisle seven (the aisle with the adult diapers, y'see).
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In other news, I totally watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit the other night. On a commercial TV station no less. I'm just going to 'fess up right now. I love that movie. It's hokey and cornbally with typical a happy ending where everyone learns a lesson...not to mention that it's sooooo 1993, but I love it at the end where the choir performs at the competition. I get a little farklempt. No, really.
Of course, the first movie is naturally superior. Brother Adam and I had the VHS tape back in the day and we wore that sucker out. That and Mrs. Doubtfire. Well, I guess it's all comin' out now!
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First day back at work and while it was a little difficult getting around after a few hours (my good leg actually hurts more than my bad leg because I was favoring the bad leg, y'see) I can always find the funny somewhere. Dog knows that can be super-hard sometimes.
So, it's about 5:30-ish and I've got half an hour left before I leave and I'm adding up all the paperwork for the lab when Enya's "Only Time" comes blaring through the store speakers. It was at this point that I was reminded of a certain bit from Margaret Cho's Notorious C.H.O. show where she describes her first experience with colonic irrigation.
It's very New Age to get colonics and, of course, they're playing Enya. Ah la la la la la...ah la la la... There's something about Enya's music that really facilitates release. I almost went in the waiting room.
Cut to me trying not to laugh my arse off lest the clientele think that I've lost my damn mind. I had this picture in my head of people stampeding aisle seven (the aisle with the adult diapers, y'see).
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In other news, I totally watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit the other night. On a commercial TV station no less. I'm just going to 'fess up right now. I love that movie. It's hokey and cornbally with typical a happy ending where everyone learns a lesson...not to mention that it's sooooo 1993, but I love it at the end where the choir performs at the competition. I get a little farklempt. No, really.
Of course, the first movie is naturally superior. Brother Adam and I had the VHS tape back in the day and we wore that sucker out. That and Mrs. Doubtfire. Well, I guess it's all comin' out now!