72nd

[hachi_kun]

Twenty-three years!

I feel so old now! Where has my youth gone?!

At least I had fun on my birthday. ♥ And I wasn't affected by that stupid curse the day after! So far, December is looking like a good month for me.

And how is everyone else doing~?

[ooc; ETA: Sleep now! I'll catch up on tags tomorrow~]

Comments

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You spent a whole year in this shithole and you're still alive.

Old or not, that's gotta be worth something.

[hachi_kun]

Well, of course I'm still alive! I happen to have several wonderful friends who look after me so that when aliens and perverts attack, I'm prepared!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

That's what they all say.

And then the minute you leave the house for groceries or useless things like that, you get mauled by a seven foot bear and your life is flashing before your very eyes.

1/2

[hachi_kun]

[hachi_kun]

You were mauled by a seven foot bear?! How did you survive!! That must have been so awful...you must be really brave~!!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I deal with foaming, rabid dogs every fucking day of my life, too.

I'm thinking I'm the silent hero of America.

Run, Badou. Run. Now.

[hachi_kun]

Rabid dogs?! How do you do it?! Those big dogs are so scary... Were you specially trained in some sort of secret service?!

AMERICA! Have you been to New York?!

what was that? come closer??

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Yeah, I'm like the Terminator.

Fully loaded and armed, baby.

I'm also the President of the United States. Don't tell anyone.

I said ruuun DX

[hachi_kun]

NO WAY! YOU'RE THE PRE--

The president?! A president is sort of like a prince...!!

I don't believe we've been properly introduced! My name is Komatsu Nana~!! My blood type is B, my sign is Sagittarius and I love fashion! ♥ And you are??

i can't heaaaaaaaaar yoooooooou.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

...Bond.

James Bond.

okay you asked for it

[hachi_kun]

President James Bond?! What an awesome name!! And you're like a warrior!!

...Nee, are you busy tomorrow~?

i can take this.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Yeah, saving the world and getting chicks.

Living the gangster life.

[hachi_kun]

Gangsters?!

But after wards, doesn't the hero want a nice cup of hot chocolate and a slice of homemade cake~?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

How bout booze and a cigarette.

Or fifty.

[hachi_kun]

Drinks are good too!

Would the president like to buy a lovely young lady a drink tomorrow night~?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I'm broke.