2:30 A.M.

[habituallydrunk]

So! After rescuing little George from his little crisis, I've safely returned to my assigned seat. I made a small detour before heading back (you know -- business nonsense! Nothing too exciting at all!), and I can't seem to find my carry on. Anyway. I'm trying not to think about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend back home. Goodness, he's

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[vancelias]

If I become dehydrated will you come and nurse me?

[habituallydrunk]

Well.

You shouldn't run into that problem if you drink a lot of water!

[vancelias]

I'll be drinking a lot, but not water. I've an empty lap if you'd like to join me for some more refined options.

[habituallydrunk]

I happen to have a loving boyfriend back at home, buster! You can read, can't you?

No. No. You should be drinking water. And, you see, I'm a little busy right now. You know. Important work stuff.

[vancelias]

Nothing is more important than I am. You've still got something to learn, little intern.

[habituallydrunk]

God is more important than everyone.

I recognize that I've got a lot to learn, and to be frank, I'm sure you have got a lot to learn yourself!

[vancelias]

Fucking Christ, I want whatever you're having.

We could learn from each other, Parker. I think we've both much to teach.

[habituallydrunk]

Whoa there! Cool it with the profanity, why don't you? There's no need for that at all.

I suppose.

[vancelias]

I enjoy the vivacity of curse words.

I'm waiting, teacher.

[habituallydrunk]

My name's Elliot! My middle name is Theodora, but I don't like it very much. My mom, bless her, always uses it to address me though. Don't be like my mom!

[vancelias]

Elliot Theodora? Theodora is far too dowdy a name for some one so modern.

[habituallydrunk]

I don't think it's that bad, but I see your point.

[vancelias]

What will you be teaching me first, Elliot?

[habituallydrunk]

Depends! What would you like to learn about Christianity? It's fascinating if you have an open mind. To be totally honest with you, I don't know as much as I'd like to. I'm rusty. I'm still learning. Nevertheless, I'd love to talk to you about Him.

[vancelias]

Let's talk about The Conception and how bogus the immaculate part is.

[habituallydrunk]

I don't see what's bogus about it.