we're different as can be

Nov 28, 2005 00:15

Dear Uterus,
Please stop sending monthly messages to Brain saying that you need to fill with blood. You will never bear child, so this preparation method is not necessary. The rest of the organs might appreciate this, particularly Stomach and Brain (so I think Brain might be liable to comply). There is no good result of this practice. I for one am not a fan of bleeding into the toilet. Feel free to try it for yourself sometime, you might agree of the unpleasantness. I also can't imagine why you would want to do something that results in having a cotton swab lodged in you for hours at a time. Doesn't seem like that much fun from this side.
-Mel
PS: I HATE P.M.S.!!

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