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[haans]

I cannot think of any hilarious asides to write about here. I have tried but it just turns into a trough of self-loathing, self-pity and then, at the end when I read it all over, self-consciousness. I've become certain that people are plotting against me, I have written down in my reporters notebook what I think they're doing and why. Having read through my reporters notebook I have realised it's largely filled with reasons why I don't like people or things of no consequence. I should stop doing this, it cannot be good for my health.

Then again, Abigail's Party didn't do me much good but I watched it anyway. My reporters notebook isn't quite up to that standard though. Curses.

Fuck most of you.