phone conversation

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cori: i have to buy some accessories for the laptop, blargh.
me: a jaunty hat?
cori: what?
me: a jaunty hat. accessorizing your laptop. maybe a gucci bag?
cori: what??
me: maybe a clutch.
cori: maybe i'll get a tricorn hat and call myself the captain.
me: what? no, for your hat.
cori: where are we again?
me: i mean your laptop.
cori: a gucci bag for my hat!
me: accessorizing your laptop.
cori: maybe i should get some shoes for my nose.