Last night I had two nonsensical dreams.
Nothing 18+, though but the 1st dream might be offensive to some... anime fans and the 2nd dream... it's kinda gruesome at the end.
• The first one: I and a man came to interviewing Reki Kawahara (yes, that damn SAO's author) but in my dream he looked younger than he is in the real world (like in his teenager time...). When interviewing I slip bits and bits of criticisms in a nice way however. At first, he seemed to hold it but at the end... he cried. Yep, like a little baby and asked me why I gave him criticisms at him all the time. Wow, he seemed to be completely aware since the beginning... pfftt! Then I decided to leave the room still in confusion to myself too. When I walk out, I realized that the interview room was upstairs in the 5th floor. When I went to the staircase... the staircase were built in surreal design but it still safe when I went down by it. I mean, I was like Accord (from Drakengard 3)... while walking on the stairs like everything's normal. The last staircase was spiral, so I was a bit surprised but nevermind. Suddenly I can fly and I saw Kirito, Asuna and Yui were like having fun in a distance. So I decided to fly faster for the exit but not after I smashed Kirito to the freakin' wall. Whew, what a wonderful and great feeling! Imagine how Asuna and Yui's face will be, LOL. Then when I reached the front of the building, I saw this great waterfall like the ones I saw in Barbie movies when I was a little. Suddenly I saw someone (probably Kawahara himself after he found out that his beloved original harem protagonist was injured... badly) and begins to attack me with... Aegis (from Persona 3)?! And then I summoned the Protagonist of Persona 3 and summoned a Persona and... BOOM! The dream's over. But in a scenario where I actually made Kawahara cry and have myself beaten Kirito to a pulp is... SUPER AMAZING!!!!
• The second one: It's... kinda realistic but still surreal. This one is a nightmare tho. So me and my sister was learning in this school with crazily high built staircases than can be moved also. I'm on an extreme rampage. While walking down by the staircase, I killed (like throw them out of the staircase and fall and... *splat!*) every girl who's on the same staircase as me. Later I became famous for the staircase killing and no one and no cops caught me for this. Okay, that's... weird... LOL. But then I realized that I have been targetted by these two girls (y'know... the ones like in your cliched high school dramas) and they tried to set me up with numerous traps but I didn't budge at all. Then one day after the school's finished, I and my sister were walking down the staircase with those two girls behind us. I asked my sis to go faster but she's so fixated on her smartphone. Damn it, because in the real world there are times when she did tho not always... When I reached the floor at last, I heard them say something like; "now!". And they started to rock the entire staircase and my sis was trying her best to hold on to something. My dad and the security guard wasn't even helping at all. I'm frustrated, so I rock the stairs from below but this time, it's like swinging a chopstick on your hand easily and BANG! I looked up, I didn't know what happened to those two girls but I found my sister's backpack on a few stairs before the last one. And then her body fell down and she broke her neck with both eyes opened wide. I decided to open my eyes to end the nightmare. It reminded me of something...