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hmm let's be interesting... forget truthful, let's make it a good read... here we go:
Today I woke up in a picturesque farmhouse to the sound of Randall the rooster crowing with the dawn, milked the cow, hopped in my camaro, went to yoga where I met up with Lindsay and we went to the park to feed the birds before attending a poetry reading which went swimmingly. All this was before breakfast which Lindsay and I went to at this little French restaurant. We then parted for the day. She went to school and I had a meeting with the Sultan of Brunhai. Delightful chap. He decided after much deliberation to donate his gross wealth to feed starving children and solve world hunger in addition to enhancing education and convincing countries to help oneanother. I then attended a lunch date with the pope and the Dalhi Lama, both of whom became Christians before dessert. Most of my afternoon was consumed by a dull ceremony which I had to attend to accept my latest nobel prize. I did, however, have enough time to swing over to Ottawa to inform speaker's corner of my ideal plans for Canada's military involvements. I have been informed that they are going to rebroadcast my appearance every day for the next week due to its effectiveness. I then had macaroni and cheese for dinner alone in my apartment with my cat watching antiques roadshow. After writing another chapter in my novel I went to a concert in washington where I met up with Justin York and we eloped to Fiji. and my Mother says I miss too much school...
Today I woke up in a picturesque farmhouse to the sound of Randall the rooster crowing with the dawn, milked the cow, hopped in my camaro, went to yoga where I met up with Lindsay and we went to the park to feed the birds before attending a poetry reading which went swimmingly. All this was before breakfast which Lindsay and I went to at this little French restaurant. We then parted for the day. She went to school and I had a meeting with the Sultan of Brunhai. Delightful chap. He decided after much deliberation to donate his gross wealth to feed starving children and solve world hunger in addition to enhancing education and convincing countries to help oneanother. I then attended a lunch date with the pope and the Dalhi Lama, both of whom became Christians before dessert. Most of my afternoon was consumed by a dull ceremony which I had to attend to accept my latest nobel prize. I did, however, have enough time to swing over to Ottawa to inform speaker's corner of my ideal plans for Canada's military involvements. I have been informed that they are going to rebroadcast my appearance every day for the next week due to its effectiveness. I then had macaroni and cheese for dinner alone in my apartment with my cat watching antiques roadshow. After writing another chapter in my novel I went to a concert in washington where I met up with Justin York and we eloped to Fiji. and my Mother says I miss too much school...