OOC: SYLLADEX
You are VRISKA SERKET. Like all other HOMESTUCK characters, you store your possessions in a SYLLADEX, a video game inventory with theoretically unlimited space available. Your fetch modus is MAGIC 8 BALL, meaning you retrieve items through the help of your dark oracles, which you must work very hard not to BREAK. Temptation is a dangerous thing.
You have made this post to keep track of the various items you have collected in your time at DRAMADRAMADUCK! You will make it pretty later.
MICKEY MOUSE HAT;
A hat possibly made out of the pelt of a humanoid squeakbeast. Human animals sure are weird! John bought one for all the trolls at Disneyland. Someday you will alchemize this into something not shitty.
FIRE NATION UNIFORM;
Azula's old army uniform. You alchemized it to make it blue, because blue is superior!
STUFFED BUNNY;
This is not the bunny from Con Air. It is just a reference to the bunny from Con Air! John gave it to you during that dating virus for your two week anniversary. It might come in handy one day, and it's not like you're lacking for captchalogue cards, so you guess you might as well keep it around. You mean, until something better comes along, you guess.
NIC CAGE POSTER x6;
No one can ever know.
PLASTIC PIRATE HOOK;
You stole this from a mannequin at Disneyland. It is shitty and plastic but it is still piratey!!!!!!!!
INDESTRUCTIBLE GLASSES;
A present from Regene. You tend to wear your normal glasses most of the time, and switch these out when you know you're going to be fighting. This is mostly so Regene doesn't make you smack yourself in the face again.
SENTIMENTAL NOTE;
A note left on your transportalizer by Azula. It is heartwarming enough that you might not even make fun of her for it.
You have made this post to keep track of the various items you have collected in your time at DRAMADRAMADUCK! You will make it pretty later.
MICKEY MOUSE HAT;
A hat possibly made out of the pelt of a humanoid squeakbeast. Human animals sure are weird! John bought one for all the trolls at Disneyland. Someday you will alchemize this into something not shitty.
FIRE NATION UNIFORM;
Azula's old army uniform. You alchemized it to make it blue, because blue is superior!
STUFFED BUNNY;
This is not the bunny from Con Air. It is just a reference to the bunny from Con Air! John gave it to you during that dating virus for your two week anniversary. It might come in handy one day, and it's not like you're lacking for captchalogue cards, so you guess you might as well keep it around. You mean, until something better comes along, you guess.
NIC CAGE POSTER x6;
No one can ever know.
PLASTIC PIRATE HOOK;
You stole this from a mannequin at Disneyland. It is shitty and plastic but it is still piratey!!!!!!!!
INDESTRUCTIBLE GLASSES;
A present from Regene. You tend to wear your normal glasses most of the time, and switch these out when you know you're going to be fighting. This is mostly so Regene doesn't make you smack yourself in the face again.
SENTIMENTAL NOTE;
A note left on your transportalizer by Azula. It is heartwarming enough that you might not even make fun of her for it.