Relax, it's only paranoia
Bad:
My girlfriend opens a beer, leaves it sitting around for an hour, then takes a huge swig, upending the bottle and causing it to foam all over the place, right next to my computer.
In the process of grabbing paper towels to clean this stuff up, I stab myself in the eye. WITH. A.
PAPER.
TOWEL.
Nikki asks me how I managed to stab myself in the eye with a paper towel. I reply in my best Maxwell Smart impression:
Me: Sheer....
Her: Talent?
Me: .....Talent.
The timing was impeccable. I loves me this woman.
My girlfriend opens a beer, leaves it sitting around for an hour, then takes a huge swig, upending the bottle and causing it to foam all over the place, right next to my computer.
In the process of grabbing paper towels to clean this stuff up, I stab myself in the eye. WITH. A.
PAPER.
TOWEL.
Nikki asks me how I managed to stab myself in the eye with a paper towel. I reply in my best Maxwell Smart impression:
Me: Sheer....
Her: Talent?
Me: .....Talent.
The timing was impeccable. I loves me this woman.