RIR WROTE THIS!
If you've been to newnonuglies recently, then you've no doubt seen harukakaze's application. To refresh your memory here are her pictures:
(SIDE NOTE: She's applied to nonuglyfats, as well. Check out the action over there for some humorous comments made by NUF members.)
So, she's fat (obviously). REALLY fat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Right? No. That's not why I've dedicated an entry to her. The ol' haha she's fat comedy routine never really made sense to me. Maybe that's because I'm obviously a compassionate, amazing, wonderful human being (unlike the rest of YOU! TSK TSK TSK!). Not to mention fat jokes not having any real comedic value whatsoever, unless you find "haha you have two legs and and two arms HAHAHAHAHAHA" funny. To find just looking at fat people funny, you either are incredibly dimwitted or achingly dull and/or both. But did I write this entry to lambast all you idiotic fattie bullies? No. Oh no.
The reason harukakaze can now call dooo.us a home away from home is that she's a nutjob. And she's not comprised of those fun, yummy, party mix nuts like peanuts or almonds or cashews, but those weird, strange (not to mention icky) abdominations we like to call walnuts. She's not just a nutjob. She's a WALnutjob. I assure you the difference is monumental.
Get this. Apparently, she thinks that the BEST BAND OF ALL TIME, Linkin Park, is stalking her. No, seriously, she does.
bagatellee: youve never been stalked by a band before
bagatellee: its not all its cracked up to be
But, you know, I can completely sympathize with her because Vin Diesel is TOTALLY stalking me!!!! STOP LEAVING ROSES AND DIAMOND NECKLACES ON MY DOORSTEP VIN!!!
Not only does she think that the big LP is after her, but she's one of those internet fake-out liars slash intentional drama stirrers. I haven't really been able to make heads or tails out of her most recent drama. It's got something to do with her lying about someone hacking into her LJ and her making up other accounts to cover up the fact that she was lying and then her friends finding out and de-friending her and telling her she's been hitting the crazy a little too heavy.
Read about it yourself and PLEASE let me know what the deal-io is because I'm a little lost.
THANK YOU ANONY SUBMITTER FOR YOUR WONDERFUL SUBMISSION! IN SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS YOU'LL BE RECEIVING YOUR "I'M GOING TO FAKE SUICIDE ON LJ AND THEN PRETEND I'VE GIVEN SOMEONE ELSE MY PASSWORD IN MY SUICIDE NOTE SO THAT THEY CAN WRITE AN ENTRY IN MY LJ ABOUT MY SUICIDE EXCEPT THAT IT WILL ACTUALLY BE ME WRITING IT BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T COMMITT SUICIDE BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO GARNER SYMPATHY AND ATTENTION FROM OTHERS" COUPON (complete directions with full-color diagrams included on back of coupon) FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION!
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Poor thing. I wish she would IM me!
(SIDE NOTE: She's applied to nonuglyfats, as well. Check out the action over there for some humorous comments made by NUF members.)
So, she's fat (obviously). REALLY fat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Right? No. That's not why I've dedicated an entry to her. The ol' haha she's fat comedy routine never really made sense to me. Maybe that's because I'm obviously a compassionate, amazing, wonderful human being (unlike the rest of YOU! TSK TSK TSK!). Not to mention fat jokes not having any real comedic value whatsoever, unless you find "haha you have two legs and and two arms HAHAHAHAHAHA" funny. To find just looking at fat people funny, you either are incredibly dimwitted or achingly dull and/or both. But did I write this entry to lambast all you idiotic fattie bullies? No. Oh no.
The reason harukakaze can now call dooo.us a home away from home is that she's a nutjob. And she's not comprised of those fun, yummy, party mix nuts like peanuts or almonds or cashews, but those weird, strange (not to mention icky) abdominations we like to call walnuts. She's not just a nutjob. She's a WALnutjob. I assure you the difference is monumental.
Get this. Apparently, she thinks that the BEST BAND OF ALL TIME, Linkin Park, is stalking her. No, seriously, she does.
bagatellee: youve never been stalked by a band before
bagatellee: its not all its cracked up to be
But, you know, I can completely sympathize with her because Vin Diesel is TOTALLY stalking me!!!! STOP LEAVING ROSES AND DIAMOND NECKLACES ON MY DOORSTEP VIN!!!
Not only does she think that the big LP is after her, but she's one of those internet fake-out liars slash intentional drama stirrers. I haven't really been able to make heads or tails out of her most recent drama. It's got something to do with her lying about someone hacking into her LJ and her making up other accounts to cover up the fact that she was lying and then her friends finding out and de-friending her and telling her she's been hitting the crazy a little too heavy.
Read about it yourself and PLEASE let me know what the deal-io is because I'm a little lost.
THANK YOU ANONY SUBMITTER FOR YOUR WONDERFUL SUBMISSION! IN SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS YOU'LL BE RECEIVING YOUR "I'M GOING TO FAKE SUICIDE ON LJ AND THEN PRETEND I'VE GIVEN SOMEONE ELSE MY PASSWORD IN MY SUICIDE NOTE SO THAT THEY CAN WRITE AN ENTRY IN MY LJ ABOUT MY SUICIDE EXCEPT THAT IT WILL ACTUALLY BE ME WRITING IT BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T COMMITT SUICIDE BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO GARNER SYMPATHY AND ATTENTION FROM OTHERS" COUPON (complete directions with full-color diagrams included on back of coupon) FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION!
:(
Poor thing. I wish she would IM me!