weiird 2hiit bro

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

2o ii moved iin wiith dave iit wa2 really ten2e and 2hiit at fiir2t ii dont liike ten2e 2hiit 2o uncool brah. had two text hiim and tell hiim ii wa2 nervou2 two and ii wa2 no 2hame iin admiittiing youre nervou2

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[turnteckgodhead]

man
its not ninja when you blog about it
the hell dude
if you're gonna be a baby about the couch
ill get a fuckin mattress pad or somethin for it
cant let you be upsetting the balance of lil cal
hes got feelings to ya know
and leave the smuppets alone
theyre my fuckin cashcow
moo

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

dude ii put hiim back!
and you werent complaiiniing. ii had to pry my2elf away from you you know you liiked haviing me iin bed wiith you dont hiide from your feeliing2 dave.
ii diidnt touch the booty puppet2 eiither >:(
moo to you two.

[turnteckgodhead]

yeah
but he was all flopped on his side when i woke up
pft k
probably cause i was dreamin about some chick
just made the dream more vivid
good
those little dudes are innocent
dont need to be fondled or some shit

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

no way dude cal wa2 2iittiing up!
orly?
fiine iim goiing two get iin bed wiith you agaiin. well 2ee iif you were thiinkiing of a giirl or not. bet you anythiing you knew iit wa2 me the whole tiime and youre ju2t two chiicken 2hiit.
bawkaaaaw! bawkbawkkk~
cluckcluck motherfuckerrrr~

...ii dont even... ii2 that what you 2ell tho2e puppet2 for??! na2ty, 2triider!!

[turnteckgodhead]

yeah well
he fell over
probably didnt like the way you had him sittin
how the fuck is that gonna prove what the hell im dreaming about
pft hell no
if you must know
i was dreamin about jade

i just sell the little fuckers
i dont regulate what the hell the people who buy them do with em

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

actually diidnt need to know at all.
but thank2 for telliing me one of your deep dark 2ecret2.
ii feel clo2er two you already ♥
maybe we 2tiill can have 2omethiing 2peciial bby ;)

...cal wiill forgiive me ii know hell fiind iit iin hii2 heart. the 2muppet2 ii dont giive two 2hiit2 iif they forgiive me or not

[turnteckgodhead]

hows that a secret
not like im hiding it from anyone

maybe
he can be kinda fickle
just watch yourself
he protects those plush rumps yo

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

2iigh. fiine ok 2triider.

why are you beiing 2uch a damn broken record about the doll2 ii 2aiid ii wa2nt goiing to touch your moo and ii meant iit iim not iintere2ted iin 2uch thiing2.

[turnteckgodhead]

whatever

@

everything

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

....can we go two the grocery 2tore now plea2e?

[turnteckgodhead]

yeah yeah
i was in the process of getting dressed when you interrupted me with all these messages

[h4xxiinur2tuff]

2orry.
iill be iin the liiviing room.