Because it's been forever and a day since I posted anything at all. Stolen from
marikology .
Put this list in the order it occurred in your life meme
A. Things that have happened:
...Get drunk for the first time (I was not a good child)
...Meet significant other (not that we had any clue at the time)
...Become gainfully employed
...Move out of parent's house for good (when we got a clue)
...Buy a car
...Graduate high school (given the above, I just want to clarify that I graduated at 17)
...Get a cell phone
...Start college
...Graduate college (at 20, which is actually pretty lame when you consider all the partying I missed)
...Have baby #1
...Graduate college (again. The lesson here? MBAs are less fun with newborns)
B. Things that haven't happened yet:
...saved my first million and retired (this wasn't on the list, but I feel old not having anything here)
C. Things that won't happen:
...Have baby #2
...Have baby #3
...Have baby #4