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[h2okarintou]

Dear Archimedes,

DAILY OBSERVATIONS
-The key for the letter that comes between o and q on my L337od is broken.
-What date is it?  What year is it?  I asked some eole did some investigating and everyone gives different answers, which leads me to hyothize that this is some sort of alternate dimension.
-Maybe there are some eole here I know?
-MY LABCOAT

Comments

[herecomes4head]

...Ema? You're here too?

[h2okarintou]

Apollo! Yesss, not alone with the fop!

[herecomes4head]

How did you get here? Yeah. I was for a whle.

[h2okarintou]

Scientifically speaking, I woke up here. I feel for you.

[herecomes4head]

In the forest? I do too.

[h2okarintou]

I think it was in the park, actually. With my L337Pod in my pocket.

[herecomes4head]

Yeah? Well, welcome to the Island, I guess.

[h2okarintou]

So do parts of people's clothes go missing every week? Why hasn't anyone done any scientific investigation?

[herecomes4head]

No, but strange things happen often.

...what kind of 'scientific investigation' did you have in mind?

[h2okarintou]

The normal kind! Fingerprint powder, luminol, investigating the crime scene! We can get so much evidence!

[herecomes4head]

...Detective Skye? There's no crime scene here.

[h2okarintou]

There's the scene where the belongings were found! And if everyone had things stolen, everyone's apartment is a crime scene! There's no way this gang is full of perfect criminals, science will trip them up somewhere.

[herecomes4head]

I guess you're right. Well...I'll let you know if I find anything.

[h2okarintou]

I'd better be the first person you tell, or else you'll find karintou where the sun doesn't shine.

[herecomes4head]

Uh, y-yeah, sure. When did I say 'first person'?