Two Phones On My Lap

Nov 10, 2006 15:49

Yesterday I had a mammoth Asthma attack and went to the Royal Women's Hospital. I was there for a couple of hours and had the pleasant shock of noticing how many lesbians were there. I had three different nurses flustering around me and they were all dykes. And there was this couple in the cubicle next to me. This huuuuuuuuuge Bull Dyke...about thirty foot tall who walked back and forth in front of my curtains like a trillion times. And I could hear her talking to her girlfriend. And then they left together holding hands. And I got the cutest shock of my life.

Her girlfriend was this absolutely tiny-framed Indian lady, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. And she came up to her girlfriends hip! Ahhh, it was about the only good thing that happened yesterday. But I liked it.

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