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Jan 27, 2010 22:11

No one panic! (or celebrate for you crazy ones :P) I'm not dead yet! I just haven't been in the mood to update this thing lately ( Read more... )

riku, birthday, private, weird mail, school junk

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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 03:22:09 UTC
YOU AND YOUR SEX. GET IT OFF MY PAGE! UUUGH! What's worse than hearing about your parents having sex?! HEARING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER AND BROTHER IN LAW HAVING SEX UUUUUGH!

Speaking of class, what ever happened to that project you were doing with my bride and her belleh? Finish it yet? :o I WANNA SEE IT!

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You mean what's his ass?
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 03:25:07 UTC
It was my birthday! Birthday sex is always special and amazing~ :P GET OVER IT~

Larxene has a copy~ :P

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Yeah, him...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 03:31:33 UTC
Fine, next time, I'll give you full detail about the amazing sex your cousin gives out every Thursday. :P

SHE DIDN'T SHOW ME YET~! Yarrrg! I'm gonna go harass her now.

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What's he doing? Has he done/said anything yet? How does Riku NOT know?
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 03:37:20 UTC
Only on Thursday? Oh you poor thing~

I gave it to her on my birthday as a present~! (yes I'm a hobbit, giving presents on my birthday~ :P)

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He hasn't come out completely yet. But there are times when I can see him there beneath the surface, especially when we're fighting... it's still Riku, but I can see him too...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 03:44:46 UTC
Thursdays is promised day. Anything else is whenever she feels like it~ which is usually a surprise for me. XD She's hornier than a rhino! ... though, that's a bad comparison... I guess "triceratops" would be horrible too, eh? Besides, we're both too busy before the kids, and we've got three little hoodlums to take care of... so we're TIRED at night~!

(Why, thanking people for putting up with you for another year? :P)

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... maybe you should confront him about it...
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 03:54:34 UTC
You're allowed to have sex besides at night~! Surprise her in the shower for a quick one sometime~ :P

(oh haha~)

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What do you think the fights are about...? Honestly? I don't know how much more I can take...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 04:02:32 UTC
PFFT! There are no "Quick Ones" with us! Unless we plan on putting a hole in the shower wall or something... breaking the tub. Something like that.

(Larxy found it funny. :P)

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With you guys? No fucking clue... just come chill over here for a bit?
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 04:07:15 UTC
The quick ones are fun! Especially if you're on a time limit~! Gotta get you both to orgasm before you have to leave~

(I'm sure she did~)

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Thought about it, but then I'd have to deal with your shrink of a fiancée... not sure I'm in the mood for it right now...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 04:57:28 UTC
That takes a while for both of us, really. We're industrial strength like that! >D

(She said something to the effect of "he got you, bitch")

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She's going to school again, now, so no worries. She's gone most of the day, and I am too. you'll have the house to yourself until about 3:30 when Hunter gets home.
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 05:06:13 UTC
Wimps~! We've both been known to cum multiple times from our little quickies~

(call her a bitch for me~)

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Maybe...I dunno, I don't really want to leave him right now... we're actually not fighting at the moment...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 05:36:28 UTC
We've both been in the pleasure making business for a while longer- we've got more stamina than you, WIMP. >3

(That got me smooched. :D)

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... hug him? Tell him you're worried?
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 05:51:03 UTC
Shit~ I just realized I've been getting laid for about six years now~ fuck yea~ XD

(asshole~)

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Last time I said I was worried, it started another fight, And trying to cuddle with him gets him telling me that I'm being too clingy... I did a drive by hug earlier so we'll see what happens...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 06:01:05 UTC
Haha, only six?

(You love me, you know it! ;D)

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Well, tell him I told you to hug him! And if Ansem says anything, tell him I'll beat his goddamned ass.
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 06:04:23 UTC
Lost my virginity when I was 15~ Xd

(SAYS WHO~? :P)

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Probably shouldn't mention you... he gets pissy when I talk about our issues with other people...
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ixarms_reloadxi January 28 2010, 06:06:46 UTC
I lost mine at sixteen, and then at nineteen. :o

(SAYS ME! :P AND HUNTER!)

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Well, don't tell him we talked about anything? Just tell him that you'll tell me if he starts anything! :D And anyway, I tell you to hug him all the time, so what does it matter?
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h2o_dancer January 28 2010, 06:11:22 UTC
Got a late start there, didn't you~? :P

(LIES~!)

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I think I'm just going to go to bed... Riku went up a little while ago and Roxy keeps giving me the eyes that say it's bed time...
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