"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."~Leonardo da Vinci
"In Egypt, the cats...afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness."~Aelian
"The Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied."~Mary E. Wilkins Freeman
"Some Cats is blind, and stone-deaf some, But ain't no Cat wuz ever dumb."~Anthony Henderson Euwer
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."~Mark Twain
"The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life."~Carl van Vechten
"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convience."~Allen and Ivy Dodd
"At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating, and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat', as if it were their own idea."~Lilian Jackson Braun
"'Meow' is like 'Aloha'--it can mean anything."~Hank Ketchum
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."~Joseph Wood Krutch
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."~Mark Twain
"With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?"~Fernand Mery
"No self-respecting cat wants to be an artist's model."~Anonymous
"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact."~P.G. Wodehouse
"If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats."~Aldous Huxley