A couple of memes and FB tags before I sleep
Stolen from tales_fan
- Anyone who looks at this entry, please post this meme and their current wallpaper at their LiveJournal.
- Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
- Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!
/change
1. It's blue
2. It looks.. calming? Peaceful? Romantic?
3. I like pictures with skies
4. I liked the portrayal of adult!Len by the artist
5. I couldn't find a decent Yamamoto wallpaper D:
Because I don't know how to respond to this in FB :C
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: All the kittens and puppies in the world must've died then.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: Compared to a pile of shit I guess.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I bet that makes you the odd one out in Hollywood.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: I call that NO LIFE.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I have albums too. You wanna see a photo of me when I was 5?
If an annoying pretty woman says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: You don't know much, do you?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Your fly is open.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: That's okay, I'm not into bitches either.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Someone forgot to take her meds today :)
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Oh what the hell, I wouldn't mind idiots hating me.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: As in my perfection will balance out your ugliness?
2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Why, too ugly to get one of your own?
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: No wonder you're so ugly, you don't sleep.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Your humor. Your ignorance towards reality never fails to make me laugh.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I am pretty and you like me sooooo much!
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Touche :D
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Right back at ya! :D
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Such high standards!
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Your mirror broke again huh?
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: See, this is why you never ever win. I told you, a race is where people run.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I know, I still love me too.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Where did you get that from, the dog?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Okaaaay honey. But only after I lose my sanity, okay?
4) Please call me...
YR: But I just spent the last of my phone credit on this hot guy I've been dating the evening we broke up :C
5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: Why would I do it if it wouldn't?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I know ♥
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: But the thing is, I'm too perfect to change anything.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: You've already told me this 4 times, does this mean I get it for free now?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Yeah, if it really is, it would've actually sell by now.
I swear I'm not that mean, honest ;o;
Memes are steal-able. Consider everyone who wants to do it tagged.
It's 2 AM haha.
- Anyone who looks at this entry, please post this meme and their current wallpaper at their LiveJournal.
- Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
- Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!
/change
1. It's blue
2. It looks.. calming? Peaceful? Romantic?
3. I like pictures with skies
4. I liked the portrayal of adult!Len by the artist
5. I couldn't find a decent Yamamoto wallpaper D:
Because I don't know how to respond to this in FB :C
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: All the kittens and puppies in the world must've died then.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: Compared to a pile of shit I guess.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I bet that makes you the odd one out in Hollywood.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: I call that NO LIFE.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I have albums too. You wanna see a photo of me when I was 5?
If an annoying pretty woman says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: You don't know much, do you?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Your fly is open.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: That's okay, I'm not into bitches either.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Someone forgot to take her meds today :)
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Oh what the hell, I wouldn't mind idiots hating me.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: As in my perfection will balance out your ugliness?
2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Why, too ugly to get one of your own?
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: No wonder you're so ugly, you don't sleep.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Your humor. Your ignorance towards reality never fails to make me laugh.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I am pretty and you like me sooooo much!
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Touche :D
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Right back at ya! :D
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Such high standards!
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Your mirror broke again huh?
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: See, this is why you never ever win. I told you, a race is where people run.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I know, I still love me too.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Where did you get that from, the dog?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Okaaaay honey. But only after I lose my sanity, okay?
4) Please call me...
YR: But I just spent the last of my phone credit on this hot guy I've been dating the evening we broke up :C
5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: Why would I do it if it wouldn't?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I know ♥
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: But the thing is, I'm too perfect to change anything.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: You've already told me this 4 times, does this mean I get it for free now?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Yeah, if it really is, it would've actually sell by now.
I swear I'm not that mean, honest ;o;
Memes are steal-able. Consider everyone who wants to do it tagged.
It's 2 AM haha.