I cant sit down :D
Ouch, celibacy is really really really painful.
Unfortunately between this post and the last one I spent another night at Aaron's or, as it has being dubbed, "Sex Brothel of Parentlessness". Of course somehting else HAD to happen to make my updating live journal more difficult, and also I have work in about twenty minutes so I don't really feel like updating, but I don't want to fall behind, so I'll do the night before last, Friday night, now and when I get back from work I'll do last night.
On Friday night I rang up Sam because the idea of staying in was not at all appealing to me. Pretty much he said that I could come over again to pretty much do they same thing as last time. I wanted Hannah to come but she was out with better people, LOL.
My mum had gone to a Christmas party because she hates us, so I had no way of getting there so I just caught a taxi. I pretyt much wore absolutely nothing because it was so hot, just some tiny singlet and a tiny mini skirt that had army camaflage on it. I also wore my bikini under my clothes. I got there at like ten oclock because I was so lazy and procrastinated leaving for ages, abnout three hours lol. So I picked up some UDL's on the way.
I entered the slightly untidy house and headed into the lounge room with a hearty "Hi Guysies!" I was mildly dissapointed to discover that STuart wasn't there, only Aaron and Sam at that point. I sat down next to Aaron on his green, paisley love seat. He was playing Gears of War on Xbox live, and for about the first twenty minutes I was there he was talking into a headset, I of course didn't realise this and just thought he was mumbling bitterly to himself over what was happening in the game.
I turned to Sam and made my "i'm unhappy" facr, "I really want to play Pokemon but for soem reason the battery on my DS is completely drained."
"Oh, I have my DS Lite," he responded. LOL at atually thinking I would sum up all trhe inane conversation. After hanging in the lounge room for a while, in which I kicked Aaron off the Xbox so I could play some Pinata island game where you make a garden and entice pinata's to live there so that you can sell them (yes, who comes up with that??!!) We moved into the dining room to play my favourite game , Circle of Death.
After a couple of drinks and me putting on irritating CD's like Nellyville I heard the front door open, suprise suprise, it was Stuart. Needless to say at this point my mood improved considerably, as did my rate of alchohol consumption. When Stuart sat down he was on the opposite side of the table to me, somehow I ended up next to him by the end of the night shamlessly flirting with him and resting my head on his shoulder etc. Then I got really drunk.
The rest of the night is kind of fragmented in my memory. I remember some how ending up in bed with Stuart, according to Sam STuart said he was going to bed because he was tired and I somehow managed to get an invite. I do remember lying in bed for ages with nothing happening, feeling like I needed to vomit. I remember vomitting in the toilet. Then -insert memory blank- Stuart topless on top of me as we make out. What happened in that memory blank that I somehow managed to seduce someone who has being avoiding my sexual advances for months on end? Why, oh why do I not remember??!!
The making out. I don't know I would feel dirty about going into too much detail but obviously we didn't sex because that would be breaking my chastity vow, and also he's a virgin so he must have some level of self control to not just sleep with every girl who wants it. But yeah we kissed and he is THE most intense kisser EVER. And yeah, can I say welll second base again? Actually third base, so it got pretty close. The overall danger rating was pretty high because I unno I was really drunk, but also he's a virgin so I guess that lowers it somewhat.
Also and some point during the endless all night makeout session Aaron decided he wanted to make onion rings, and to "not interupt Stuart's fun", he rung Stuart and asked how to make them. Yes, this seems like a pointless point to make but WAIT UNTIL I RELATE TO IT AND ITS HILLARIOUS CONSEQUENCES THE NEXT NIGHT.
Then, when we finally decided to goto sleep at around 4:30 am, I rolled over so my back was facing him and he CUDDLED ME!! How unbelievably sweet is that. I <3 cuddlers.
Well, as promised I'll update about last night after all the Christmas stuff tommorow. Hope you found this entertaining. K, I know you didn't.
Unfortunately between this post and the last one I spent another night at Aaron's or, as it has being dubbed, "Sex Brothel of Parentlessness". Of course somehting else HAD to happen to make my updating live journal more difficult, and also I have work in about twenty minutes so I don't really feel like updating, but I don't want to fall behind, so I'll do the night before last, Friday night, now and when I get back from work I'll do last night.
On Friday night I rang up Sam because the idea of staying in was not at all appealing to me. Pretty much he said that I could come over again to pretty much do they same thing as last time. I wanted Hannah to come but she was out with better people, LOL.
My mum had gone to a Christmas party because she hates us, so I had no way of getting there so I just caught a taxi. I pretyt much wore absolutely nothing because it was so hot, just some tiny singlet and a tiny mini skirt that had army camaflage on it. I also wore my bikini under my clothes. I got there at like ten oclock because I was so lazy and procrastinated leaving for ages, abnout three hours lol. So I picked up some UDL's on the way.
I entered the slightly untidy house and headed into the lounge room with a hearty "Hi Guysies!" I was mildly dissapointed to discover that STuart wasn't there, only Aaron and Sam at that point. I sat down next to Aaron on his green, paisley love seat. He was playing Gears of War on Xbox live, and for about the first twenty minutes I was there he was talking into a headset, I of course didn't realise this and just thought he was mumbling bitterly to himself over what was happening in the game.
I turned to Sam and made my "i'm unhappy" facr, "I really want to play Pokemon but for soem reason the battery on my DS is completely drained."
"Oh, I have my DS Lite," he responded. LOL at atually thinking I would sum up all trhe inane conversation. After hanging in the lounge room for a while, in which I kicked Aaron off the Xbox so I could play some Pinata island game where you make a garden and entice pinata's to live there so that you can sell them (yes, who comes up with that??!!) We moved into the dining room to play my favourite game , Circle of Death.
After a couple of drinks and me putting on irritating CD's like Nellyville I heard the front door open, suprise suprise, it was Stuart. Needless to say at this point my mood improved considerably, as did my rate of alchohol consumption. When Stuart sat down he was on the opposite side of the table to me, somehow I ended up next to him by the end of the night shamlessly flirting with him and resting my head on his shoulder etc. Then I got really drunk.
The rest of the night is kind of fragmented in my memory. I remember some how ending up in bed with Stuart, according to Sam STuart said he was going to bed because he was tired and I somehow managed to get an invite. I do remember lying in bed for ages with nothing happening, feeling like I needed to vomit. I remember vomitting in the toilet. Then -insert memory blank- Stuart topless on top of me as we make out. What happened in that memory blank that I somehow managed to seduce someone who has being avoiding my sexual advances for months on end? Why, oh why do I not remember??!!
The making out. I don't know I would feel dirty about going into too much detail but obviously we didn't sex because that would be breaking my chastity vow, and also he's a virgin so he must have some level of self control to not just sleep with every girl who wants it. But yeah we kissed and he is THE most intense kisser EVER. And yeah, can I say welll second base again? Actually third base, so it got pretty close. The overall danger rating was pretty high because I unno I was really drunk, but also he's a virgin so I guess that lowers it somewhat.
Also and some point during the endless all night makeout session Aaron decided he wanted to make onion rings, and to "not interupt Stuart's fun", he rung Stuart and asked how to make them. Yes, this seems like a pointless point to make but WAIT UNTIL I RELATE TO IT AND ITS HILLARIOUS CONSEQUENCES THE NEXT NIGHT.
Then, when we finally decided to goto sleep at around 4:30 am, I rolled over so my back was facing him and he CUDDLED ME!! How unbelievably sweet is that. I <3 cuddlers.
Well, as promised I'll update about last night after all the Christmas stuff tommorow. Hope you found this entertaining. K, I know you didn't.