The Saga Begins

Dec 21, 2006 02:49

Greeting Malika live journal enthusiasists. Now I have been neglecting you all for a very long time. Not since the days of the great Jasmine fight have I graced my fans with a daily entry that consists of more then "zomg love heeem soo much zomg booty call lolz". Well, at last I have discovered a way to improve my self and service your Malika related needs at the same time. The Six Month Drought.
As many of you know I have recently terminated my somewhat turmultous relationship with Steven because of infedelity, on my part. This has led me to question myself fundamentally. Am I over sexed? Do i rely to much on physcial contact when in a relationship? Is this good for my persnal growth as a person at this stage in my life? Finding somewhat disheartening answers after numerous nights of lonely soul searching I finally came to the realisation, epithany if you will, that something in my life has to change. The Six Month Drought.
The Six Month Drought, which really shouldn't have the word drought because it has a negative spin on it but hey, meh, will involve me, Malika Johnson, future law student, disengaging in sexual activity of most types until the 21st of May, 2007. Now people who kno m know scoff at this notion, thinking surely someone as sexually orientated as me will not be able to complete such a task, this is where it is interesting. I will record all my misadventures as a celibate eighteen year old in this very jounral for all to read. Every date, party, clubbing experience will be recorded honestly and in detail, for you personal entertainment and my personal reflection. Let the games begin? I think so.
I shall begin this journey with somewhat of a brief recollection of my sexual history. NO LOL wouldn't you all like to know. I will relate past experiences that are appropriate to curent events throughtout my text.

Wow, if I do this even I will be impressed.
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