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How do you confuse a chronic masturbator? 15.
Did you hear about the thieves who stole an entire shipment of Viagra?
Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work.
Ok, everybody knows that the stork brings all the cute, little, snuggly, cuddly babies, right?
Well, the raven brings all the nasty, rotten, ugly, babies
What won't bring anybabies at all?
Answer; the swallow
Did you hear about the thieves who stole an entire shipment of Viagra?
Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work.
Ok, everybody knows that the stork brings all the cute, little, snuggly, cuddly babies, right?
Well, the raven brings all the nasty, rotten, ugly, babies
What won't bring anybabies at all?
Answer; the swallow